The Official "How Do You Wipe Your Ass" Thread

[325Projectz]

15 mins is right on par.

The terds come out all over the board, but primarily at night. I wish they came on the am side before I showered, because I hate letting loose right before I head out to a ladies house to siihp.

[permit]

This would fall more into a thread titled, "The Official 'In-Depth Shitting' Thread."

[equate975]

One and a while if it was a steamer I do a visual check in the mirror

[Funkmasta]

Link: http://gizmodo.com/gadgets/gadgets/k...yle-236933.php

[permit]

No. Way.

[Jand3rson]

Sonic Youth FTW. You rock, Joe.

[MikeE30325i]

that is awesome.

[Funkmasta]

Sonic Youth FTW.

Word.
I'm full sonic, every day. Probably the only band that I listen to literally every day. Old school FTW. :) Although right now Im rockin the Belle and Sebastian. lol

[german g]

Word.
I'm full sonic, every day. Probably the only band that I listen to literally every day. Old school FTW. :) Although right now Im rockin the Belle and Sebastian. lol

yea, sonic youth rocks, but have you ever seen them live?? I was VERY disapointed :-(
Somebands just dont sound the same live..But they seriously rock and are awesome non the less.

[MikeE30325i]

here are a few more questions to ponder. though they are more for using public restrooms, not your home one.

1) what, if any, are your pre-poop toilet inspection/cleaning methods? do you wipe it clean with some tp and throw your caution to the wind? or do you cover the entire surface of the tiolet that may come in contact with your butt with tp? do you say to yourself "its all fun and games until you get butt herpes from sitting on a public toilet unprotected."

2) what do you do with your jeans or shorts? do you let them bitches fall to the ground to give a notice to bathroom passerby that you are indeed using the stall for what it was intended for? or do you keep them around your thighs to ensure a quick getaway if an unsuspecting visiter tries to enter the stall? or hell, do you just kick them off totally to be as comfortable as you can?

3) when you are in the process of pooping, what do you do? you have a favorite magazine you like to read? you play childish pranks like spinning all the toilet paper off of the roll, or play games with your cock and fingers? or do you just sit there and think of questions to add to the official "how do you wipe your ass" thread on r3v?

[MikeE30325i]

bump

[delatlanta1281]

1. Your mom does it for me with her tongue.
That is all.

[MikeE30325i]

1. Your mom does it for me with her tongue.
That is all.

you would let my mom like your ass wouldnt you? lol

[delatlanta1281]

Let her????
Damn boy I have to fight her off with a stick!

[MikeE30325i]

Let her????
Damn boy I have to fight her off with a stick!

thats not the first time i heard that. lol