have you ever punched stupid question e30 guy in the face?

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  • sumyungguy
    E30 Fanatic
    • Feb 2007
    • 1313

    #46


    haha :rofl:

    your sig gets me every time...


    Ive never punched a e30 guy in the face. Thats assault brotha

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    • Jscotty
      Banned
      • Jan 2007
      • 2285

      #47
      Originally posted by Axxe
      In my first E30 (early car), on IE's, the border guard going into the states was convinced my car was full of dope because it was sitting so low. 30 mins later, I'm finally moving again. Lesson learned, take mom's minivan next time.

      I probably would have blamed the border guard for stealing my stash.

      Me: "What happened to my stuff?"
      Border Guard: "What stuff?"
      Me: "You know... the DOPE man! I bet you and your buddies are going to get zooted up after I leave! In fact I am going to file a police report and tell them that you took my stash!"

      As far as my share of ignorant comments go:
      1. How does the airbag pop out of that little plastic BMW logo?
      2. Lug nuts and lug bolts? Its the same thing.
      3. That button on the [lighted] key is for locking the doors.
      4. 4 cylinder cars have 4 bolt wheels while the 6-cylinder cars have 5 bolts.
      5. There is something wrong with your back seat. It does not fold down the way it does in my Toyota.
      6. Where did you get that nifty toolkit? And how did you get it to fit so well under the trunk lid?

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      • newman
        E30 Enthusiast
        • Mar 2007
        • 1159

        #48
        Did you keep the AWD?
        Why didn't you use an RB25 Transmission?

        I've probably been asked these two questions more times than i can remember.

        1987 325is: 495whp/400ft-lb
        UPDATED 03/12/10!: RB26DETT Swapped E30

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        • shiftbmw
          R3VLimited
          • Oct 2005
          • 2012

          #49
          Originally posted by E30 Reaktionär
          Who is stupid question guy?, Is it the guy on the street that tells you your e30 looks alot like a Datsun 510.

          You act as if that's not a compliment?
          sigpic
          "The best argument against democracy is a five-minute conversation with the average voter." - Winston Churchill

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          • nando
            Moderator
            • Nov 2003
            • 34827

            #50
            for you guys who keep getting the FWD comments, try convincing somebody that your car really is AWD, when high centered on a snowbank and needing their help getting you unstuck! I mean, what on earth is a BMW doing out in the snow anyway?

            that, and the assumption that the ix is faster because it's awd. hah!
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            • MrK
              Mod Crazy
              • Jan 2006
              • 709

              #51
              HAH. Anyone remember the guy on Bf.c that HAD an e30 and insisted it was FWD??? Classic :D
              This is your M20 on steroids:

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              • Dave
                E30 RAT
                • Nov 2003
                • 11675

                #52
                I had the tow truck guy who was loading my latest parts car onto his rig tell me -- as he was under the car looking for where to hook up his winch - that the car was FWD.

                When I told him I had owned more than one of these and was certain it was RWD, he sais I had to be wrong, because the car did not have a solid rear transaxle.

                . . .
                Current Cars
                2014 M235i
                2009 R56 Cooper S
                1998 M3
                1997 M3

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                • E30 Reaktionär
                  Site Manager
                  • Aug 2006
                  • 14451

                  #53
                  Originally posted by shiftbmw
                  You act as if that's not a compliment?

                  After he said it, i thought about it and was like 510's are good looking cars.

                  1992 BMW 325iC
                  1978 Chevrolet Monte Carlo
                  1965 Chevrolet Corvair Monza 140hp

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                  • MikeE30325i
                    Banned
                    • Aug 2006
                    • 2356

                    #54
                    Originally posted by DaveCN
                    I had the tow truck guy who was loading my latest parts car onto his rig tell me -- as he was under the car looking for where to hook up his winch - that the car was FWD.

                    When I told him I had owned more than one of these and was certain it was RWD, he sais I had to be wrong, because the car did not have a solid rear transaxle.

                    . . .

                    LOL, smack a ho

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                    • T3rd Ferguson
                      No R3VLimiter
                      • Aug 2005
                      • 3076

                      #55
                      Originally posted by newman
                      Did you keep the AWD?
                      Why didn't you use an RB25 Transmission?

                      I've probably been asked these two questions more times than i can remember.

                      DUDE, your car sounds hot post up some pics.

                      I've had the usual "Is that an M3?" multiple times. and when we still owned our '90 M3, I always got the "Where'd you get that widebody kit?"
                      1989 Bronzit 325ia- Sold
                      1986 Diamondschwarz Grey Market 325i Sport Mtech 1- Parted out
                      1988 Delphin 327i- Sold
                      1995 Cosmos M3- Current

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                      • Jonathan M3
                        E30 Mastermind
                        • Oct 2003
                        • 1837

                        #56
                        I've gotten all of the usual e30 M3 stuff from people...

                        What body kit is that??
                        It can't have a 4cyl, its an M3?!?!
                        They didn't make M3s in 1990.
                        That thing is turbo right??
                        I used to have a bmw juuuust like yours; it was an '85.

                        '05 E46 M3 Imolarot/Cinnamon - CURRENT
                        '98 E36 M3 Estorilblau/Dove - SOLD
                        '90 E30 M3 Brilliantrot/Black - SOLD
                        SRS BSNS Motorsports - 24hrs of LeMons Racer

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                        • Jscotty
                          Banned
                          • Jan 2007
                          • 2285

                          #57
                          Hey- That thing got a hemi in it?

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                          • E30 Reaktionär
                            Site Manager
                            • Aug 2006
                            • 14451

                            #58
                            Originally posted by Jscotty
                            Hey- That thing got a hemi in it?


                            I'm going OT here with this quote. But i had a 1967 Dodge Coronet Deluxe. It had a 360 with a six pack in it, it sounded like it had a big block in it. But i was at a car show and it mainly had vettes at it but other cars was welcome to. I had the 67 Hemi S/S scoop on it with hemi on the side of the scoop. The vette people was looking at it saying (so that's what a hemi looks like). So i said no that's a small block 360. I was begining to wonder if they even knew what was under the hood on their vette's.




                            Last edited by JasonC; 03-08-2007, 02:55 PM.

                            1992 BMW 325iC
                            1978 Chevrolet Monte Carlo
                            1965 Chevrolet Corvair Monza 140hp

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                            • SpecM
                              R3V Elite
                              • Oct 2005
                              • 4531

                              #59
                              -How did you get your hood to do that? (flip forward)
                              -No cupholders? (nope)
                              -I like the way you mounted the radar detector (check panel)
                              -Why don't you put an m3 motor in it? (why, are you going to buy it for me?)

                              -I get 4 cylinder, FWD a lot too!
                              1989 cirrisblau-metallic 325i

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                              • mrsleeve
                                I waste 90% of my day here and all I got was this stupid title
                                • Mar 2005
                                • 16385

                                #60
                                Oh yeah I forgot all about the FWD comments I havent driven my IS in almost a year. Oh an I get all the ford this chevy that is a better car because its front wheel drive.
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