LOL, the next Paris Hilton, Lindsay Lohan...

[Il Duce]

Liar.

I wish there was a way to prove it, but seriously. I'd rather fuck something that:

a.) has a soul
b.) hasn't been fucked by everything in LA
c.) doesn't look like it's been fucked by everything in LA
d.) isn't a complete fucking hoe-bag

I've seen the Paris sex tape, she just lays there. That's no fun!!! IDK about Lohan, but meh- I don't do ginger kids.

[blunttech]

all you fuckers are lying. like has been mentioned before, if any of you had the opportunity youd be all over that lohan tramp. i know i would. id wrap my schlong if tar paper if need be. whatever it took keep the diseases at bay and id give her the best 2 minutes of her life. paris hilton i dont think i could get it up for though. shes like an ugly boy. i would love to throw her off a rooftop though

[Il Duce]

i would kill a blunt/lohan baby. wouldn't even think twice. someone needs to punch both bitches in their baby makers.

[MattE30]

How many of you guys have gotten drunk and passed out in public/semi public places. I know I have. I'm sick and tired of hearing about celebrities "partying too much". She's just like every other 20 year old I know and just because she is a celeb it's a big deal. But, I realize that comes with stardom.

[Maluco]

looks like all she needs is a tattoo of an E30 on her back and she's good to go IMO...

[JGood]

crashing numerous cars and dui's isnt "partying and having fun"
thats not normal behavior. the bitch has a chemical problem.
i hate celebrities more than the next person but i hope she gets well and realizes how fortunate she really is.
success to me is being healthy and happy in life and having enough loot to keep gas in my car and my mortgage paid. everything else is a bonus

Agreed... I read it quick, missed the DUI part, and haven't followed her "story", I didn't know she played demo derby on the streets while drunk. I thought she just drank a lot or whatever.

Either way, I still don't give a fuck and have no desire to give a fuck.

[Jon325i]

That girl has some serious dependency issues - if someone does guide her in the right direction to get some help (cause I seriously doubt she would do it on her own) she will be six feet under before she turns 21. She's a mess.

Jon

[ivo316]

looks like all she needs is a tattoo of an E30 on her back and she's good to go IMO...

She really looks worn out, I guess she's really sick, or overdosed on partying, My prescription, would be: A cabin by the beach, lots of sleep, a reasonable amount of alcohol, (1/2 a bottle of whisky per day at the most), lots of food (protein mostly) no dope whatsoever and lots of sun and rest.
That'll get her in shape and tanned in two to three months... ;)

then fuck her

[Jand3rson]

looks like all she needs is a tattoo of an E30 on her back and she's good to go IMO...

I'd still laminate her tits with my man seed.

[MattE30]

http://www.splashnewsonline.com/2007/05/26/exclusive-video-of-lindsay-lohans-dui

Vid of the before, during and after the crash.

[erik325i]

Who Cares?!

She drank too much, passed out at a party, and her friend drover her home. Honestly, I've passed out from drinking a number of times. I have a friend that woke up in the morning on the bus stop across the street not even knowing why he was there. Plenty of people drink. Why hold her to any other standards.

Sure, drinking and driving is bad. I am very against that, but do you people make a big deal anytime a Joe Schmo gets a DUI or wrecks a car? What makes this girl so special that she deserves all this attention every time she parties?

-Erik

[blunttech]

what a bunch of self important assholes. id like to strangle that one waffleswaffleswaffleswaffleswaffleswaffles "yo bro, put the camera down bro" yo bro" fucking asshole

[Jscotty]

Part of our problem with women that we have sex with in genral is that we tend to fantasize a bit too much from the concept to the actual deed if the opportunity presents itself.

There was this really cut hottie at college that slept with most of the other guys but she never wanted to sleep with me. So one day when I was at her apartment, I begged her over and over again for sex and after about 3 hours she finally gave in by saying, "Oh.. allright! If that's what it will take for you to stop bugging me then I will have sex with you." and we went into the bedroom, we got undressed and got into the bed. She didn't seem as enthusiastic as I wanted her to be nor did she seem to enjoy having sex with me. She just layed there and waited for me to finish and I tell you that was some of the most UNSATISFYING sex I ever had. I have had a better time with women who were fat and/or ugly. It lasted probably all of 10 minutes from the time I got under the covers to the time I was done taking a shower. So the moral of the story is that no matter how hot she might appear to be, the sex won't be that good if she isn't up for it.


And that could very well be the case with Lohan or Paris. Say you won a trip to Hollywood and part of the package was spending the night with either one of them, we would really want them to beg us to have sex and to be so interested in us as if we were the last men on earth, but if she just goes into the room and says, "Ok. Lets get this over with!" and lies on the bed with her legs spread apart impatiently looking at the ceiling, it wouldn't be as good as you expect it to be.

[92 mtechnic cabrio]

im willing to bet she got the DUI because of the pictures taken by the hollywood press peoples

[e30 gangsta]

it is sick how much money these stupid hoes have.