So when you hear about a terrorist attack on the news that took place overseas and then the news reporter says, "The Acme Terrorist Group is has claimed responsibility for the attack" how do they REALLY know that this is the case and not just some teenager making a prank call from the middle east?
I mean do they have an inter-connected phone network where the terrorists can call the state department on the phone and say the did it? I can see the scenario now-
Rrrrrring....
Terrorist Receptionist: "Thank you for calling the Al-Ahmad-Muhammad terrorist organization- How may I direct your call?"
US Govt: "Uhhh.. I am calling because our embasy in Pakistan has been bombed and I need to see who is claiming responsibility for it."
Terrorist Receptionist: "Please hold- Hey Akbad.. do you know anything about the US embassy in Pakistan?"
Akbad: "Uhhh.. no.. tell him to try the Sharachabad Empire. I think their number is in information.
I mean do they have an inter-connected phone network where the terrorists can call the state department on the phone and say the did it? I can see the scenario now-
Rrrrrring....
Terrorist Receptionist: "Thank you for calling the Al-Ahmad-Muhammad terrorist organization- How may I direct your call?"
US Govt: "Uhhh.. I am calling because our embasy in Pakistan has been bombed and I need to see who is claiming responsibility for it."
Terrorist Receptionist: "Please hold- Hey Akbad.. do you know anything about the US embassy in Pakistan?"
Akbad: "Uhhh.. no.. tell him to try the Sharachabad Empire. I think their number is in information.
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