Sex Code Words

[Jscotty]

What code word or phrase do you use in mixed company when you ask your woman for sex? I have heard some very creative things over the years but the other night I heard this guy ask his wife, "Hey honey, is the office open?"

And at first I didn't think anything about it because the guy and his wife run a business.. but apparently this was something new for him because he was a bit too obvious to the point where everyone knew what he was talking about. He was like, "uh.. so you know what I am talking about, right? Huh honey?" I just stood there as I was thinking to myself that I did not need to know that much information. Then my buddy who was standing right next to me must have been thinking the same thing because we looked at each other and fell out laughing.

[s0urce]

"Did you take a shower today" Really a double meaning. Because if she didn't I don't want to be down there anyway.

[MattE30]

"Did you take a shower today" Really a double meaning. Because if she didn't I don't want to be down there anyway.

Good thinking!

[Ender.]

Are you drunk yet?

Just kidding, but seriously.

[equate975]

"Can you check me for prostate cancer tonight?"

Code word for sex, or kinky sex.....

[Quik325ix]

pretty sure my girlfriend would kill me for asking...

[atomic]

I have heard this before " Do you have room for me to park my bike in your garage? "

[george graves]

The Ex and I use to say "did you want to go to town this after/tonight?"

[LINUS]

Ummmm....Have I kept my mouth shut long enough today that I get to break off a piece tonight?


You all can laugh, but we all know that's how it works.

[DEV0 E30]

Are you drunk yet?

Just kidding, but seriously.

Such a classic.

[der affe]

i used to text my off/on again hump "wanna see my dong?" when i would be just about done with work at the bar...2:30-3 ish

[golde30]

"are you ready?" every1 thinks i mean "are you ready to go home". but yah.;)

[atomic]

At Hooters one evening the chick who waited on our table that night saw my buddy and myself get out of his truck which in the back it had our MTN. Bikes in the back of it since we had been riding earlier. Well when she was waiting on us she struck up a conversation about riding and asked us if we wore helmets when we rode. Well I spoke up and told her yes and asked her if she wanted to wear my "purple helmet" on to see if fit so she too could go for a ride ? She never got what I meant by it but after all she was a bit dingy too

[PiercedE30]

lol..........atomic that is hilarious.

[ivo316]

I just look into my gf's eyes, she knows the look.

BTW usually the answer is NO .

Then I buy her 4 drinks and things change...

I guess she can't stand me unless she's drunk :(