Sex Code Words

[32.5i]

"spread em"

[808BMW]

"How's the T.V.?"


Nobody knew what it was until my friend older brother came back from living on the mainland. He would come kick back, get a phone call, digout for a couple hours and come back. After doing this about 5-10 times every day for the first week, we kept asking where he was going. All he would say is "Oh I had to go fix the T.V."

Took a few times for us fellow certified TV repairmen to realize whats going on.

[BDSax]

you want a mushroom print on your forehead?

[Jscotty]

we kept asking where he was going. All he would say is "Oh I had to go fix the T.V."Took a few times for us fellow certified TV repairman to realize whats going on.

LOL! When I was a teenager my older cousin would ask her boyfriend if he would to hook up the VCR. One day he said, "Nah.. I don't feel like it right now. Maybe later." And being completely clueless I jumped up and said, "OOOH! LET ME DO IT! I KNOW HOW TO HOOK UP A VCR!" and they just ignored me as if I had not even said anything.

[schmidty]

I guess she can't stand me unless she's drunk :(

[DanGillan]

you guys all must be like 16 or 17. once you get old enough, you just tell your girl to take off her fucking panties. no codewords, just waffleswaffleswaffleswaffleswaffles.

[browntown]

"Want to go home and watch a movie?" Movie is code for us, unfortunately some of our friends are hip to this code.

[aldy54]

Ready for a nap?

[PiercedE30]

how bout "wanna fuck?"
lol

[Garageaholic]

Scrumtralescent

[Ray Smoodiver]

Scrumtralescent

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[Ray Smoodiver]

Words I Like:

Cleveland Steamer

[Garageaholic]

Words I Like:

Rusty Trombone

[Jscotty]

How about some buttcake... er umm.. I mean bundt cake?

[silversleeper]

I don't have to ask... I keep her tied up in the basement, in position. ;)