Sex Code Words

[Jscotty]

'Do you need me to come over and fix someting?'

works every time on the girlie friend :)

When I was in college and very nieve I had missed several opportunities to get laid. I would go over to a girl's apartment to fix something and I would miss hints left and right. Even if she gave me "the look" I would ask her, "what's wrong? Is everything OK?" I mean unless the woman difinitively said, "I want to have sex with you, Jscotty" I had no clue.

There was even a girl that I liked who lived off-campus and lost her contact lens down in the bathroom drain. I went to her place, unhooked the trap, got it out for her and before I left she said that if I ever wanted to spend the night sometime that I would be more than welcome to do so. At this point I am thinking to myself that she meant that if I got too tired or drunk to make it home I could crash there. But that didn't make any sense being that I lived less than a mile away from her.

[CleanAzzE30z]

There was even a girl that I liked who lived off-campus and lost her contact lens down in the bathroom drain. I went to her place, unhooked the trap, got it out for her and before I left she said that if I ever wanted to spend the night sometime that I would be more than welcome to do so. At this point I am thinking to myself that she meant that if I got too tired or drunk to make it home I could crash there. But that didn't make any sense being that I lived less than a mile away from her.

You should probably refrain from telling stories such as this. The first part would have sufficed. haha

Mariano

[Jscotty]

I work the suicide hotline 3 times a week. When I tell people about how much of a loser I used to be I sometimes get a response where the guy on the other end says, "Duuuude- I thought I was a messed up loser that deserved to die until I started talking to you! Man, your life is depressing. I am soooo glad that I am not you!"

[kommissar]

I work the suicide hotline 3 times a week. When I tell people about how much of a loser I used to be I sometimes get a response where the guy on the other end says, "Duuuude- I thought I was a messed up loser that deserved to die until I started talking to you! Man, your life is depressing. I am soooo glad that I am not you!"

Dude, you should have taken Mariano's advice.

Seriously.

[Hick]

More stories JScotty!!

[CleanAzzE30z]

More stories JScotty!!

what a fucker hahaha . Oh and Jscotty Im not riding on you or anything. JUst fuckin around.


Mariano

[Charlie]

"Does this rag smell like chloroform?"

-Charlie

[Jscotty]

what a fucker hahaha . Oh and Jscotty Im not riding on you or anything. JUst fuckin around.Mariano

Shucks, I come from the old school of message boards where we engaged in text brutality on a regular basis. I figure that if I can shameless bare my soul, we can all have fun ragging on each other about the things we say.

[SandyEggoE30Girl]

I just look into my gf's eyes, she knows the look.

BTW usually the answer is NO .

Then I buy her 4 drinks and things change...

I guess she can't stand me unless she's drunk :(

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