so i take this girl home last night...

[kylebes1]

wtf was happening?

she finished with him and then muff dived her mom

[Jscotty]

^^^lol

[Digitalwave]

This happened to me last week, but substitute "wife" for "mom" and "husband for "son".

:pimp:

Happened to me last week too, Deagle's mom walked in on me spanking him with a paddle.

[Jscotty]

So what's the deal with this guy Deagle's mom? Is she hot like Stiffler's mom?

[Digitalwave]

She has a moustache too...

[sumyungguy]

One day after school I went over this girl's house to play "doctor". Her mother came home unexpectedly, walked in on us, and then she calmly closed the door.

Same thing happen to me but the mom stood there for a minute, we didnt even stop at first. I dont even know how long she was standing there, her daughter was bouncing up and down in the squatting monkey position so maybe she was taking notes. I think the mom knew exactly what was going on before she walked in, the girl was pretty loud. After the fact I wish I would have said "come on down" (price is right style) to the mom, she had fake tits and a nice ass so why not.

[Turf1600]

Same thing happen to me but the mom stood there for a minute, we didnt even stop at first. I dont even know how long she was standing there, her daughter was bouncing up and down in the squatting monkey position so maybe she was taking notes. I think the mom knew exactly what was going on before she walked in, the girl was pretty loud. After the fact I wish I would have said "come on down" (price is right style) to the mom, she had fake tits and a nice ass so why not.

If you could do it all over i bet you still wouldn't say it.....

[Mike325]

That would be hands down the coolest thing though. Fucking a girl then her mom joins in. WOW.:D

[TopOfTheLine89]

Great thread.

[Jscotty]

I dont even know how long she was standing there, her daughter was bouncing up and down in the squatting monkey position so maybe she was taking notes.

Its a good thing that her daddy didn't walk in on you. He probably would have shot your nuts off in mid stroke. That's why I only slept with girls from single-mother households.

[equate975]

I don't even think I could go that far with a girl knowing my parents would be upstairs or something.... That awkwardness would kill me

[Mystikal]

That's why I only slept with girls from single-mother households.

They're also more vulnerable, and will hang onto your nuts regardless of how much of an ass you are because you are their only male parent-like figure (if you played your cards right).

Jay

[Jscotty]

Good point. When I worked in IT and the receptionist would screw up the printer, jokingly I would say, "You are in big trouble young lady." I would say it in a stern and deep authoritative tone.. and that would really turn her on.

[CleanAzzE30z]

This happened to me last week, but substitute "wife" for "mom" and "husband for "son".

:pimp:

I literally laughed loudly at work at this.


Mariano

[ivo316]

I once had a girl in my rom at my parents house, we were both 16, in the morning my dad walks in naked to wake me up, the problem is this girl is awake and standing naked also, you should have seen my dad redfaced walking backwards covering his dick and balls, it was hilarious, >BTW he never mentioned the incident.