The Official Drunk & Stupid Thread

[Ayman]

props on spelling correctly again.

[Vince30]

I do not fuck around :)

[Ayman]

It's obvious!

[freeride53]

I'm drunk as fukc right now. In tahoe, lake house. Everyone one's fucked up.
Some bitch just scratched the shit out of me. My friend just fell and twisted his ankle.
My other friend tried getting at some girl thats my homie's friend, she rejected him...
..he's pissed, going around smashing everything. But I'm cool. My e30's looking really nice.
Parked out front. I enjoy looking at my e30. New suspension, everything feels good.
Tupac is currently playing on the stereo.

[Vince30]

I'm drunk as fukc right now. In tahoe, lake house. Everyone one's fucked up.
Some bitch just scratched the shit out of me. My friend just fell and twisted his ankle.
My other friend tried getting at some girl thats my homie's friend, she rejected him...
..he's pissed, going around smashing everything. But I'm cool. My e30's looking really nice.
Parked out front. I enjoy looking at my e30. New suspension, everything feels good.
Tupac is currently playing on the stereo.

Cool story, I am drunk again. Tonight I went swimming in a pond and Coloradoed a tree like a pro!

[Ayman]

Cool story, I am drunk again. Tonight I went swimming in a pond and Coloradoed a tree like a pro!

AGAIN with the perfect spelling. bravo, braaaaavo.

[Ayman]

Cool story, I am drunk again. Tonight I went swimming in a pond and Coloradoed a tree like a pro!

AGAIN with the perfect spelling. bravo, braaaaavo.

[ethrtyiS]

MOG SO FUCKING fucking fuckec up. r3v is awresp,e!

[TurboJake]

Why is my phone screnn so screen. Tucking a I need to get a tablet or something.
Maybe ill pick one up in a couplevfh of Welsh.

Fuck. Stack!

Key.

Your all aces in my book...

Edit. Except TimR

[freeride53]

young based god swag mag lag fag rag lets play tag

everyone shut the fuck up

[Vince30]

Why is my phone screnn so screen. Tucking a I need to get a tablet or something.
Maybe ill pick one up in a couplevfh of Welsh.

Fuck. Stack!

Key.

Your all aces in my book...

Edit. Except TimR

I lol'd

[Joe G]

last night was a doozy. half a bottle of rum, bottle of wine, some beers and redbull mixed in resulted in me being what i thought was the best dancer at the concert (def was not), i made out with a sexy cuban chick, crashed my bike very hard, helped a girl sneak into her house without her parents waking up, talked my way into a random party and proceeded to become the life of said party, fried some chicken nuggets, ate spoonfulls of canola oil/hot sauce, played some music, got glass in my foot,partied til 5 and had work today at 9. And to top it all off, I managed to not get arrested despite about an hour of bike riding and walking in the street while drinking a bottle of wine.

Id say i had one helluva good time. As for today...my farts smell like death(likely the chicken,canola oil, and hot sauce), i feel like death, and im exhausted. Despite all of that im still very pleased with my night.

p.s. im fairly certain im still mildly drunk.

[Eecen]

Mmmm, Savy/sem with moonshine is the best drink ever.


I fucking love wine.
And BBC radio 1

[freeride53]

Just saw Slightly stoopid, shwayze, and rebelution live. ill

[Vince30]

My friends 21st birthday was today, and mine was last week. We celebrated today so I am super drunk, but holy shit not a regular thing, bars are fucking expensive. (I know perfect grammar, I am more of a grammar nazi when I am drunk)