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  • Joe G
    R3VLimited
    • Apr 2010
    • 2942

    #1876
    excessive wheat beer ends in tremendous diahreaaha.


    Current Car: 2011 BMW 135i, M-Sport, 6 speed

    Originally posted by lambo
    Sounds like you need a massage.
    Originally posted by kpeng
    Who the hell is Vlad?

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    • ck_taft325is
      R3V OG
      • Sep 2007
      • 6880

      #1877
      NEVER!!!!


      Levi 514's are the shit.
      Need a part? PM me.

      Get your Bass on. Luke's r3v Boxes are here: http://www.r3vlimited.com/board/showthread.php?t=198123

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      • der affe
        Moderator
        Technical
        • Dec 2005
        • 8452

        #1878
        Or they will be filled with it.
        seien Sie größer, als Sie erscheinen


        Your signature picture has been removed since it contained the Photobucket "upgrade your account" image.

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        • KennyT
          E30 Addict
          • Aug 2010
          • 542

          #1879
          I can officially no longer get drunk on beer. I tried and failed.

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          • CreamE30
            E30 Enthusiast
            • Mar 2008
            • 1177

            #1880
            ^rhats why I start with liquor earlier on in the day. shitshow every time
            <---Goodnight, sweet prince

            Eat well, stay fit, die anyway.



            Originally posted by Brandon12V
            unlikely. too many e46 guys craving Big Fucking Cock

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            • Ryan...
              R3VLimited
              • Feb 2010
              • 2448

              #1881
              my head hurts so fucking bad I wanna slap someone. I got sick of pbr and switched to the worlds most potent captain n coke. a little over half glass of captain, 1/4 ice, 1/4 coke, for $2 a glass. $20 later i got driven home and I hate life.
              2007 Range Rover Sport S/C

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              • leothedrummer
                Wrencher
                • Sep 2010
                • 215

                #1882
                Went to a mates 21st on the weekend. Walked home from the pub and found a head gasket on the side of the road. Carried it home for the sheer "WTF" factor.

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                • Dozyproductions
                  R3V Elite
                  • Jan 2007
                  • 4682

                  #1883
                  I have epilepsy

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                  • Dozyproductions
                    R3V Elite
                    • Jan 2007
                    • 4682

                    #1884
                    Russian dancing to this for the entire last night?

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                    • CreamE30
                      E30 Enthusiast
                      • Mar 2008
                      • 1177

                      #1885
                      well apparently a good way to warp back to my bed is to beer bong 6 or 7 beers...
                      <---Goodnight, sweet prince

                      Eat well, stay fit, die anyway.



                      Originally posted by Brandon12V
                      unlikely. too many e46 guys craving Big Fucking Cock

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                      • Car Addict
                        E30 Enthusiast
                        • Mar 2007
                        • 1100

                        #1886
                        FUCK TEQUILA SLAMMER'S is all!!!!
                        sigpic

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                        • Beach Bum
                          E30 Addict
                          • Feb 2009
                          • 466

                          #1887
                          Originally posted by Car Addict
                          FUCK TEQUILA SLAMMER'S is all!!!!
                          Sissy. Good tequila is amazing.
                          Originally posted by george graves
                          If people keep quoting me in their sig, I'm going to burn this motherfucker down.

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                          • martyall
                            Noobie
                            • May 2011
                            • 3

                            #1888
                            It is good to have a good rest after drinking. I love drinking! :D Cheers! :D

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                            • ButtJuice
                              R3VLimited
                              • Dec 2009
                              • 2609

                              #1889
                              Weirdest morning ever. So last night I went binge drinking to celebrate the end of the school year, after blacking out I woke up to find myself in my friends bed sleeping next to him, which is weird as fuck. Then we discovered that he pissed all over his fucking carpet, which is disgusting, and I fell off a fence and fucked my leg up. I need to stop drinking.
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                              1999 528it - Daily Driver “Dad Wagon”
                              1991 325is - 2.8L Budget Stroker Garage Slut
                              1991 318is - Sold
                              1986 325 - Sold

                              Instagram - Lamoursum

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                              • Eecen
                                E30 Fanatic
                                • Jun 2010
                                • 1235

                                #1890
                                Yay moonshine & white wine

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