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  • Joe G
    R3VLimited
    • Apr 2010
    • 2942

    #2071
    this evening consisted of: whisky, beer, weird encounter with fat chicks, whisky, beer, bromance, good tunes, whiskey, and now r3v. Stay tuned for the hangowver edition.


    Current Car: 2011 BMW 135i, M-Sport, 6 speed

    Originally posted by lambo
    Sounds like you need a massage.
    Originally posted by kpeng
    Who the hell is Vlad?

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    • magicswan20
      Member
      • Apr 2009
      • 73

      #2072
      Threw up during a lap dance last night.
      Life is good. Do what you like. Like what you do.

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      • LJ851
        R3V OG
        • Nov 2010
        • 7918

        #2073
        Originally posted by magicswan20
        Threw up during a lap dance last night.

        That sucks, was your customer upset?
        Lorin


        Originally posted by slammin.e28
        The M30 is God's engine.

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        • magicswan20
          Member
          • Apr 2009
          • 73

          #2074
          Guess i coulda worded that a little better haha. Needless to say i dont think ill be going to that place anymore. 20 bux all you can drink... Got the best of me i suppose haha
          Life is good. Do what you like. Like what you do.

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          • Raxe
            R3V Elite
            • Nov 2006
            • 5346

            #2075
            Aint no antidote!

            >> 1988 3.1 ITB E30 /// 2002 E46 M3 6MT / 2008 335xi 6MT / 1991 S38B36 E30 (sold)

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            • S62
              Wrencher
              • Nov 2011
              • 262

              #2076
              HeaD hurts, need more nectar..

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              • S62
                Wrencher
                • Nov 2011
                • 262

                #2077
                Last night we had a big old sausage fest with me and 9 of my friends. We killed 2 30 packs, 2 fifths and a 10$ handle. Ahh let the good times roll.

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                • dashboardmonkey
                  FUCK YOUR WAFFLES
                  • Jun 2008
                  • 6158

                  #2078
                  Originally posted by magicswan20
                  Threw up during a lap dance last night.

                  Originally posted by LJ851
                  That sucks, was your customer upset?
                  hahahahaha
                  -Andy

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                  • CorvallisBMW
                    Long Schlong Longhammer
                    • Feb 2005
                    • 13039

                    #2079
                    I miss all you guys.... no home. Fucking work blocks r3v and I'm too damn busy at home. fucking women sucking up all my time and life and spirit and dick and sperm and life......

                    but tallboys of icehouse rule

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                    • Sailor37
                      E30 Modder
                      • Mar 2010
                      • 985

                      #2080
                      lol@ icehouse...they still make that stuff?

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                      • CorvallisBMW
                        Long Schlong Longhammer
                        • Feb 2005
                        • 13039

                        #2081
                        Your mom does

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                        • yert315
                          R3VLimited
                          • Aug 2008
                          • 2734

                          #2082
                          I don't know what you've done to me but I know this much is trueeee...

                          I'm watching True Blood while pounding beers. A few sexy bitches in this show

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                          • dashboardmonkey
                            FUCK YOUR WAFFLES
                            • Jun 2008
                            • 6158

                            #2083
                            This thread is always good for a laugh
                            -Andy

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                            • 325ix
                              R3V OG
                              • Aug 2009
                              • 7783

                              #2084
                              I'm drunk, bored and I want girls...

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                              • BrewCity11
                                R3VLimited
                                • Mar 2008
                                • 2335

                                #2085
                                Speaking of cougars......

                                Had a bit of a bbq last night, bout 20 people showed up. Out for a few after, i was the first to come home at 1am. One roomie and her man got home, broke into my room at 330 asking if i had any rubbers. I said no. GTFO
                                Other roomie came home, crashed out right away i hear.
                                Drunk buddy came shortly after, broke into my room to get me to come out for a drink. Shot of whiskey at 4am. Back to bed, he passes out on couch.
                                Door rings, one of our swedish aupair friends needs a place to crash. Set her up on the other couch at 430.
                                Then my other roomie barges into my room at 530, naked with a full hardon asking for rubbers. I say no, gtfo. I ask him where he's doing all this, he says on the back porch, in 35 degree weather, with a 45 year old cougar he picked up tonight, cause all the rooms and couches were taken.

                                Moral of the story, but your own fukin rubbers.
                                turk@gutenparts.com

                                Originally posted by Janderson
                                Properly placed zip ties will hold bridges together.

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