The Official Drunk & Stupid Thread

[S62]

Meh my liver hurts...I need to stop drinking

[Joe G]

in a delightfully quasi-blackout drunken stooper last night, i thought it was a good idea to get a cab to my GFs place and surprise her...needless to say an incoherent boyfriend climbing into her bed 4 hours before she had to get up for work was the last thing she wanted.....yet to hear from her today.


edit: she is definitely displeased.

[Joe G]

ended up calling my girl by the name of another girl who she is really jealous of...that was my latest drunk and stupid act

I am forever scared of doing this...I hope your scrotum is still in tact.

[Killacortes]

Sounds shitty man, Starbucks sounds like a really shitty job.

I actually like that job. We had a lot of UTI students and weird drama went not like my roommate getting fired for dating a co worker. One of the baristas got caught hooking up with the manager. A lot of people got fired but it was fun and interesting. I never knew how many Russians lived in Sacramento till I worked there lol

[Ayman]

i was just about to link this to you! BRAVO!

[dnick]

lololokklll u fuuvcckm]ed up...,

[E30_(1st Musk)_]

new years went to a party and started chugging ice tea flavored vodka because i was already buzzed and thinking it was "ice tea" WITH vodka..but was actually straight up vodka....

ended up calling my girl by the name of another girl who she is really jealous of...that was my latest drunk and stupid act

[DatUtahGuy]

Started drinking and now on the prowl for bisquit, may have to start a thread about my cougar adventures again, lolzzz

[HarryPotter]

need to make an official drunk and lonely thread. ASL?

[S62]

Well I'm about to start sappin...this is gonna be one he'll of a night.

[xwill112x]

Lame. bout to go get into my bottle of jack, may post back up in a few :)

[dnick]

yeah seriously..

[S62]

Regular old sausage fest we got going there

[freeride53]

a few minutes ago.
on r3v at a party BECAUSE RACE CAR

[Cronopoulos]

Damn you pinnacle....