The Official Drunk & Stupid Thread

[b*saint]

Would you fuck wynter gordon? Yea her eyes are far apart but I would so hit that.

[Desaevious]

^ fuckin tour de franzia. haha good times

Won't lie, been drunk off this same thing. And the Arbor Mist Tour. A lady friend of mine gave me one of these fuckers since she owed me booze and I said "whatever will get me drunk."



I don't remember much of that night, but it was like drinking fruit punch with booze.

[Ryan...]

haha yeah it was good for a bit, and my friend played this on loop. By the time you got through half the bag everybody was singing the chorus. By the halfway point of your second box nobody can sing, you can only laugh while trying to stand still and not puke on the dude next to you.

[Dj Buttchug]

^ fuckin tour de franzia. haha good times

[Ryan...]

We had a box wine night yesterday. I fucking hate those. Sounds gay as hell, but there's no better way to get absolutely hammered than spending $8 on a box of shitty wine, then chugging/puking/chugging/gagging your way through the damn thing. 22 hours later and I still feel my stomach fermenting.

[Fifteen]

I'm really diggin' this pic. What are you and your friend is rocking out to?

Also, i think you may have your rear seat in upside down.

Considering the car doesn't run, just our own babbling?

I was lucky enough to come across and almost mint redish brown interior (something-rot?) that I've been storing on top of the other seats, tight fit. That's why the one thing I needed to do was install it, oh well.

[LJ851]

The one thing I needed to accomplish the other night was swapping in an interior, that's all. Then my friends came over with some blue moon and instead we drank behind the wheel of a car on jack stands.

I'm really diggin' this pic. What are you and your friend is rocking out to?

Also, i think you may have your rear seat in upside down.

[Desaevious]

Was wasted silly at a uconn party last night. Being there and single again is different than having a woman to bring around to all your parties. At first it was a bummer from all the "ah, that's why she's not here, bummer etc etc" but then I got hammered and had a 26 year old elementary school music teacher hit on me. The situation was so rediculous I did nothing about it. I'm an idiot!.

[Joe G]

Its cold in my apartment, i have 2 choices. Turn up the heat and waste money on gas or pour a glass of scotch....Scotch it is. Will report back with results.

[Fifteen]

The one thing I needed to accomplish the other night was swapping in an interior, that's all. Then my friends came over with some blue moon and instead we drank behind the wheel of a car on jack stands.

[Exodus_2pt0]

Trashed right now... Drinking Flying dog Snake Dog India Pale ale.

My wife is at her parents, doesn't get along with mine.... My dog is on the couch with me and we are watching Rundown. Maybe will destroy lives on Gran Tourismo 5 later or MW3. Who knows, hit me up. PS3 log on Exodus_2pt0 or something

[Fifteen]

Epic fail= Thinking you can drink five hurricanes your first night in New Orleans. Pretty sure I was hung over for my entire vacation...

[e30shmobberr]

OH WHAT THE FUCK! WHERE HAS THIS THREAD BEEN! ive never seen this thread before today, but its some funny shit

[Desaevious]

in a delightfully quasi-blackout drunken stooper last night, i thought it was a good idea to get a cab to my GFs place and surprise her...needless to say an incoherent boyfriend climbing into her bed 4 hours before she had to get up for work was the last thing she wanted.....yet to hear from her today.


edit: she is definitely displeased.

hahahahahahhaa

[Desaevious]

So the Giants won. That was a good reason to drink. But before kicking back the brews while football watching my bud told me his woman left him. As we're now both freshly single we decided to drown our sorrows in Grateful Dead's to get super fucked up. Since I know the bartender I got the drinks extra strong. Coming down from drunkeness now to say:

1) Fuck yeah Giants
2) Bitches suck!

Also, to make the grammar good enough for this thread I took extra time to type it instead of flying through keys. For example, as I commented on Fredk's profile picture:

"uim' drunk and me and cj are here and he's at my party and we were saying that you're awesome and that your profile picture sis awesome and that you should never change it ever because you are Frec Kim and you will always look like this forever because you're an Asian god. Also, a guido."