The Official Drunk & Stupid Thread

[phreshkid]

Really, nobody has posted anything in 15 days

You all need to loosen up a bit and stop being so insecure








Shit

Explain to me how you live in a 40' container?

[blueapplesoda]

Really, nobody has posted anything in 15 days

You all need to loosen up a bit and stop being so insecure








Shit

[E30nub1]

Gotta do what you gotta do man. You would have been useful haha. I've got some size on me though, I wasn't just going to stand there and watch him get fucked up. I needed the self satisfaction of some sort of revenge-with at least one mug over the head, and a kick to the teeth was an extra bonus.

i have only been in one fight in my entire life....it was relatively short b/c a friend of mine got attacked in a club for dancing with this one dudes girl...

main guy ended up in a sleeper hold and another was pined to the wall..lol good times.. and didnt spill a drop of my drink that i could remember..

[Rsully70sev]

Gotta do what you gotta do man. You would have been useful haha. I've got some size on me though, I wasn't just going to stand there and watch him get fucked up. I needed the self satisfaction of some sort of revenge-with at least one mug over the head, and a kick to the teeth was an extra bonus.

[E30nub1]

Why does everyone have to turn into "Mr. Fucking Tough Guy" when they go to the bars? Halfway into our adventure (myself and a friend Mike) Mike steps on some black guys Nike's. Given they were cool, they weren't thaaaaat cool-I should mention it was crowded so FFS shit happens, and this guy freaks out. Mike offered to buy him a drink, give him money to clean his shoes, hell he even asked "how much did you pay for those" and pulled out his wallet. I went to grab three beers hoping to diffuse the situation, but I was wrong.

Next thing I see is him outside the bar on the ground getting punched, kicked, etc by SIX people-assuming his friends. I ran out with a 24oz beer mug (fucking solid glass) and crack one guy over the head, kick another square in the mouth, and by that time bouncers had everyone contained. Police arrived seconds later, the six were arrested. The one I cracked yells "What about him?" trying to get me an assault charge or some shit and I told the cops straight up- I did what I had to do to protect my friend and all witnesses/bouncers came to my defense. One bouncer literally said "this guy (me) was like Brett Favre jumping over a couch, dodging/shoulder checking people and got outside faster than we did." I was questioned and simply claimed self defense since I was worried for his life, so I got off with nothing-as I should.

I just left the ER, Mike got a CAT scan, his lip was hanging off his face so I'm sure he's getting a good number of stitches shortly. His face and neck are just a complete mess spewing blood and he's been waiting for exactly 4 hours at a major hospital to see an actual doctor. It's Saturday, they should be staffed up, that's bullshit.

Great fucking night at the bars.

you sir are a gentleman and a scholar.. if you ever need a big ass black dude who played college football to come to your defense..and i find myself back in cali..let me know..ill roll with you..

[Rsully70sev]

Fuck man I've always wanted to break glass over someone's head. Best of luck to Mike.

Dude it was pretty rewarding I'm not going to lie. I normally don't like the bars just for this reason, but we both just turned 21 so, it's kind of a "gotta experience it" kinda thing.

Thank you for the well wishes. Mike told me the doctor stopped counting after 40 (stitches). His lip got FUCKED up.

[HarryPotter]

Ok. it only took half a bottle of stoli but i'm drunk. Now wat? I'm painting my Ar15 lower and watching topgear. Am I r3v yet?

Pics

[spike68]

There is a reason i dont go to bars.

Just a bunch a bullshit. A crowd of drunk people never ends well, unless people are actually civilized and know how to act, which they dont...

Best of luck to you and your friend.

[Ayman]

Fuck man I've always wanted to break glass over someone's head. Best of luck to Mike.

[Rsully70sev]

Why does everyone have to turn into "Mr. Fucking Tough Guy" when they go to the bars? Halfway into our adventure (myself and a friend Mike) Mike steps on some black guys Nike's. Given they were cool, they weren't thaaaaat cool-I should mention it was crowded so FFS shit happens, and this guy freaks out. Mike offered to buy him a drink, give him money to clean his shoes, hell he even asked "how much did you pay for those" and pulled out his wallet. I went to grab three beers hoping to diffuse the situation, but I was wrong.

Next thing I see is him outside the bar on the ground getting punched, kicked, etc by SIX people-assuming his friends. I ran out with a 24oz beer mug (fucking solid glass) and crack one guy over the head, kick another square in the mouth, and by that time bouncers had everyone contained. Police arrived seconds later, the six were arrested. The one I cracked yells "What about him?" trying to get me an assault charge or some shit and I told the cops straight up- I did what I had to do to protect my friend and all witnesses/bouncers came to my defense. One bouncer literally said "this guy (me) was like Brett Favre jumping over a couch, dodging/shoulder checking people and got outside faster than we did." I was questioned and simply claimed self defense since I was worried for his life, so I got off with nothing-as I should.

I just left the ER, Mike got a CAT scan, his lip was hanging off his face so I'm sure he's getting a good number of stitches shortly. His face and neck are just a complete mess spewing blood and he's been waiting for exactly 4 hours at a major hospital to see an actual doctor. It's Saturday, they should be staffed up, that's bullshit.

Great fucking night at the bars.

[yert315]

Bitch I go to work. True winaaaa

[freeride53]

on a monday night SMHHHHHHHHHH
saw a bunch a old MIDDLE school baddies, like crazy weird throwback, dont know how my homie got me home, props to him for being le dee dee, that's some srs dedication dough

[threlevenguy]

Ok. it only took half a bottle of stoli but i'm drunk. Now wat? I'm painting my Ar15 lower and watching topgear. Am I r3v yet?

Stu youre probably black out in your deadmau5 head banging beats to yourself

[CreamE30]

Ok. it only took half a bottle of stoli but i'm drunk. Now wat? I'm painting my Ar15 lower and watching topgear. Am I r3v yet?

[RUFFLZ]

This is my first time being drunk I feel funny haha

haha this nikka though