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  • e30frosh
    R3VLimited
    • Dec 2004
    • 2170
    #1201
    Not drunk, but enjoying the free tap at work...just as every Friday. ;)

    Every day I wake up we drink a lot of coffee and watch the CNN
    Every day I wake up to a bowl of clover honey and let the locusts fly in.
    Lobsterbacks attack the town again
    Wrap all my things in aluminum
    Beams of darkness streak across the sky
    Pink rays from the ancient satellite
    Every time I look out my window same three dogs looking back at me.
    Every time I open my windows cranes fly in to terrorize me.

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      • dvs909
        E30 Enthusiast
        • Sep 2006
        • 1149
        #1202
        you all suck 8====D
        fuck im still fucking drunk fuck fuck fuck

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          • Maluco
            R3V OG
            • Oct 2005
            • 6572
            #1203
            Captain, we are going to need more wine....

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              • vivalegreg
                E30 Fanatic
                • Apr 2006
                • 1313
                #1204
                captain...we are going to need more..captain arrrrrgggghhhh


                fuck stupid bitches!!!!
                e30s r kool

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                  • equate975
                    No R3VLimiter
                    • Jun 2004
                    • 3382
                    #1205
                    BWqhahhahah sai IM a the firets perons ot post here IN DECMEBER BICTHES OMG M EA ND HT ECAPTAIN ARE FUCKING BOLTX!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!111111111111
                    Rollin' with a Geistkuchen

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                      • equate975
                        No R3VLimiter
                        • Jun 2004
                        • 3382
                        #1206
                        I piosed int the right place this time!!!
                        Rollin' with a Geistkuchen

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                          • Maluco
                            R3V OG
                            • Oct 2005
                            • 6572
                            #1207
                            that equates ot both of us!!!! I lost my little pit bull tonight! :(

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                              • dashboardmonkey
                                FUCK YOUR WAFFLES
                                • Jun 2008
                                • 6158
                                #1208
                                Wow, drinking wile sufin teh webz turnz me in2 a postwhore
                                -Andy

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                                  • SamE30e
                                    R3V Elite
                                    • Sep 2007
                                    • 4319
                                    #1209
                                    Originally posted by dashboardmonkey
                                    Wow, drinking wile sufin teh webz turnz me in2 a postwhore
                                    Qu'est que fuck?

                                    I sware, I want to kick my friends sisters ass, she chirps the shit out of me. But I would never hit a girl, but I'm pretty sure she has a dick.
                                    1985 325e 2.8 Turbo VEMS

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                                      • DatUtahGuy
                                        No R3VLimiter
                                        • Jan 2007
                                        • 3146
                                        #1210
                                        Originally posted by SamE30e
                                        Qu'est que fuck?

                                        I sware, I want to kick my friends sisters ass, she chirps the shit out of me. But I would never hit a girl, but I'm pretty sure she has a dick.
                                        HAHAHAHHA!!!

                                        YOUTUBE: AR Perez
                                        - - -
                                        If lucky, the E36 will die peacefully, in its natural habitat, and be given the prestigious honor of donating its parts to an E30

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                                          • femme325is
                                            Wrencher
                                            • Oct 2008
                                            • 247
                                            #1211
                                            Blaaahahhh. Im so tipsy on some nom num winee. I'ts a red cab I think and super licios. And I'm sittin all alone with a 2 big gsss down and SO tipsy- prob cause I didnt eat dinner. Sad eh. Fucking sundays Blahahahahah
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                                              • Optimator
                                                E30 Fanatic
                                                • Aug 2008
                                                • 1396
                                                #1212
                                                Originally posted by femme325is
                                                Blaaahahhh. Im so tipsy on some nom num winee. I'ts a red cab I think and super licios. And I'm sittin all alone with a 2 big gsss down and SO tipsy- prob cause I didnt eat dinner. Sad eh. Fucking sundays Blahahahahah
                                                Hm. This post was a cry for help.
                                                -OVULATOR (as named by jflip2002)

                                                Past Cars: Schwarz 1990 325i-2 (crashed), Calypsorot 1991 325i-2 Sport (rear ended)
                                                Now: Blake-stitched mediocrity :(

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                                                  • Maluco
                                                    R3V OG
                                                    • Oct 2005
                                                    • 6572
                                                    #1213
                                                    Washington is too far for me...

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                                                      • der affe
                                                        Moderator
                                                        Technical
                                                        • Dec 2005
                                                        • 8452
                                                        #1214
                                                        Originally posted by Optimator
                                                        Hm. This post was a cry for help.
                                                        grabbed my keys and i'm out the door! road trip! ;)
                                                        seien Sie größer, als Sie erscheinen


                                                        Your signature picture has been removed since it contained the Photobucket "upgrade your account" image.

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                                                          • femme325is
                                                            Wrencher
                                                            • Oct 2008
                                                            • 247
                                                            #1215
                                                            oh geez. It's bad when you have to go back the next day and see what type of foolish nonsense you typed in the Drunk and Stupid thread. LOL! Never again! :)
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