The Official Drunk & Stupid Thread

[Stu]

so there i was, tied up and nekkid, she had motor oil smeared all over my body....

[permit]

By "she" do you mean "motor", and by "tied up and nekkid" do you mean "laying under my car with no creeper"...and are you referring to changing your oil?

Belgium white beer is not too bad.

[h0lmes]

Hogly FUUcllk!!!! Dontever jack off wiht ICY HOT!!! NEVER EVER Agin will i do it. Please dtop the pain!

[h0lmes]

Hogly FUUcllk!!!! Dontever jack off wiht ICY HOT!!! NEVER EVER Agin will i do it. Please dtop the pain!

Translation: DO NOT and I repeat DO NOT!! ever ever ever use Icy Hot to wank. Your dick will burn like no other.

[permit]

Never take a shower and then use Icy Hot, too.

[E30trash]

WOw the e30 meet in bend is super cool and im fucked up like non other right now. Josh's house is [pretty cvool. I am actually unbannd right now, i hope ui dont get banned AGAIN FOR SHITIHNG IN an OG's Thread!

Sweet, cool omg wtf roffle copter!.

[h0lmes]

Im not drunk but I got a prescription for Adderall (i have serious adhd problems) and it kicks ass. Ive never been able to concentrate so much in my life. Dont abuse it though, it can fuck you up.

[e30 gangsta]

Session Start (mazer234:Hoffman413O): Wed Aug 16 23:51:43 2006
Hoffman413O: IMN KIONDA DRUINK
MaZeR234: omg
MaZeR234: u serious what you drink
MaZeR234: ?
Hoffman413O: VODKA?
Hoffman413O: BEIR
MaZeR234: beir?
MaZeR234: do anyhtign crazy?
Hoffman413O: FULKIN SLANT EYES
Hoffman413O: I HIT SOIME GILR AT MCD'S
MaZeR234: what about slanst eyes
MaZeR234: mcdonalds?
MaZeR234: what you tell her
Hoffman413O: SHE WAY BLACK
Hoffman413O: BRACES
MaZeR234: AH
MaZeR234: black with braces?
Hoffman413O: JHAD TO GO HOEME TO KIDDIE
MaZeR234: Must be good in bed eh?
Hoffman413O: guid!o!
MaZeR234: Yeah so what else you tell this women?
Hoffman413O: THUAS IS ASEMWOIME
Hoffman413O: FUICK!
MaZeR234: ok... so what do you think about r3v?
Hoffman413O: RF3V?
Hoffman413O: IS BUTTSERIXSOS
MaZeR234: really
MaZeR234: elaborate
Hoffman413O: SJHIT I DUNNO
Hoffman413O: IM GETTIN RID OF ME EW030
MaZeR234: anything else u wanna tell me with your drunk antics
MaZeR234: So what you think about hot drunk bitches
Hoffman413O: TEYHE FINE
MaZeR234: how fine?
Hoffman413O: FUCK I NEED TO GOT LAILD
MaZeR234: really why?
Hoffman413O: IS BNN COUPEL EWEKS
MaZeR234: So if jessica alba walked threw your door right now what you do?
Hoffman413O: ID SLAMBONE DAT BIFCHT
MaZeR234: Ah
MaZeR234: so what you think about
MaZeR234: permit and mr 325?
Hoffman413O: ?

Hoffman413O: WTF
MaZeR234: i THINK THEYCRAZY
Hoffman413O: W3RD
MaZeR234: anything else u wanna say? And have you posted on teh drunk r3v page?
Hoffman413O: RHN
MaZeR234: RHN?
Hoffman413O: q
MaZeR234: q?
MaZeR234: ?
MaZeR234: IM posting this on r3v......

LMAO!

[permit]

How'd I get brought up in that conversation? You and your shenanigans.

[e30 gangsta]

How'd I get brought up in that conversation? You and your shenanigans.

Saw y ou guys online. And you always post in this thread. so yeah...

[h0lmes]

So if Jessica Alba walked through the door right now what would you do?

[E30trash]

So if Jessica Alba walked through the door right now what would you do?

bone the living shit outa her!

[permit]

We're motherfucking drunk. That's all I have to say about that.

[permit]

Almost 10 months in the making and we're still getting drunk. Good job ladies.

[WlknGenius]

At what point do I stop making whiskey sours? Because right now I don't see an end.