The Official Drunk & Stupid Thread

[CorvallisBMW]

Fuck last night was ridiculous.....and free!

We were out to dinner and we ran in to one of our Industrial Engineering proffs, a guy named Shiwoo Lee. He's not a very good teacher, ad it's hard as hell to understand him through his accent. But last night he was drunk as shit and hilarious. He payed for all of our drinks (about 10 of us!) for the whole night, we must have racked up about $400 in bar tabs. I've never gone out drinking with one of my proffs before, but now I have blackmail for my next grade :) We have him on video hugging the karaoke machine.....

At some point around 1am I decided I wanted to go home, so i just started walking. I walked like 3 miles from one end of town to the other. I was so blacked-out drunk I don't remember a thing.

[threlevenguy]

hahah thats awesome

[CleanAzzE30z]

Sapporo and Grolsch are keepnig me company tonight, wierd combo I know but it works

Two of my preferred beers. Awesome.


Mariano

[delatlanta1281]

Warst and hoe.
That is all.

[JGood]

Well, today was my bday (the 28th, not 29th). I worked from 4pm-12:30am (that's my current shift). I sat in traffic for an hour on the way to work because some ricers crashed into each other. So my commute to work took a total of 2 hours. Got to work, and had a day from hell. Just got home now. So, I'm drinking a beer, and thinking about how I have to wake up early tomorrow and write an 18 page report for my masters degree (which I am VERY sick of), and work another 8 hour shift tomorrow night (saturday).

This may be the worst bday I've ever had.

I might make it 2 beers.

[Maluco]

I'm just here to express that we can drink and be upstanding civilians.haha#$(@&#% wghat the fuck! It';s been a fkd upf Fridy!!!!

[SamE30e]

dude, i'm fuckeeed righ tnow.. 6 yagerbombs... yagerbomb...yagerbomb...yagerbomb.. Fuck man... I need some poooosay!!!!!.. Btiches..

My car is a piece of shat.

[CleanAzzE30z]

Im starting on my 32oz's. I have 5 to go


Mariano

[Erik]

Im starting on my 32oz's. I have 5 to go


Mariano

haha at exactly 5:00pm NICE!

Edit: It's only 2pm where you are... lol

[permit]

$0.99 for a 30 of keystone light.

[CleanAzzE30z]

$0.99 for a 30 of keystone light.

Typo?



Mariano

[Charlie]

$0.99 for a 30 of keystone light.

Wow, you got ripped off.

-Charlie

[permit]

Typo?



Mariano

Nope. 99 cents. Cashier was high as fuck and didn't see anything wrong with the price.

Wow, you got ripped off.

-Charlie

Agreed.

[CleanAzzE30z]

Nope. 99 cents. Cashier was high as fuck and didn't see anything wrong with the price.

And you being the douchebag you are didnt bother telling him. Well played, sir. Id do the same thing. ESPECIALLY for beer. I wouldnt have forgiven you.



Mariano

[permit]

And you being the douchebag you are didnt bother telling him. Well played, sir. Id do the same thing. ESPECIALLY for beer. I wouldnt have forgiven you.



Mariano

It was April Fools, I figured they were having a sale ;)