The Official Drunk & Stupid Thread

[So Live]

Graves

[So Live]

cause he'll put you in a grave mother fucker

[Optimator]

So Live, what will your mom do when she finds that you've stolen all of her Bacardi Limons out of the fridge?

[e30s52]

Ovulator why dont you tell everyone how you got prego after getting drunk and foolling around with a fat guy?

[Optimator]

Sick burn.

[e30s52]

True story.

[Optimator]

So e30s52, when are you going to spell Lynnwood, WA correctly in your profile?

[e30s52]

When are you due?

[Optimator]

If this is the best you can come up with, I would suggest you log off the computer until you can think of something better.

[e30s52]

Nah go make me a sandwhich. You are a woman.

[Optimator]

What is a sandwhich?

e30s52, how many times did you fail third grade?

[e30s52]

I went straight through. But the real question is how many times have you had an abortion?

O and I am sorry for adding one more H to sandwich I know its hard for you to read.
Any other person could figure it out.

[Optimator]

Gee I don't know. But I do believe you were one nice scratch of a coathanger away from non-existence.

[e30s52]

I dont think so. Your mom hired me but then cancelled because she couldnt afford it. She wasnt getting paid enough for sucking dick. Thats what she told me while sucking my dick.

[kronus]

i dont think so. Your mom hired me but then cancelled because she couldnt afford it. She wasnt getting paid enough for sucking dick. Thats what she told me while sucking my dick.

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