The Official Drunk & Stupid Thread

[FJ40]

fuck.

[Streichholzschächtelchen]

onnnnn shitttt nothing tatese bettert hsan free drank

[Money$hit]

onnnnn shitttt nothing tatese bettert hsan free drank

You are the goddamn most retardedest fuck I have ever encountered in my life. How about you come up with a competent name and come back with something remotely intelegent to say.

Regardless, willkomenn and eat a dick.

[Streichholzschächtelchen]

You are the goddamn most retardedest fuck I have ever encountered in my life. How about you come up with a competent name and come back with something remotely intelegent to say.

Regardless, willkomenn and eat a dick.

You are right, writing something in German means I'm the "most retardedest fuck" to have ever stalked the earth and crossed your path. Maybe I should have brainstormed and come up with an "intelegent" name with dollar signs, and stalked the dark corners of the interwebz ready to pick fights with people less worthy, as post count means your e-dick must be disproportionately large.

Free liquor in massive quantities is awesome. I guess my writings are hard to decipher for those with hollow domes and little in the whit department. Thank you for teaching me all I needed to learn about the internet, and the half assed spelt German welcome, but honestly, take the glass tip outta your ass, visit my friend Merriam Webster, see if she can't teach you a thing or two. Hot dickings, for Money$hit, "It's what's for breakfast!" waffleswaffleswaffleswaffleswaffleswaffles.

[gazellebeigem3]

You are right, writing something in German means I'm the "most retardedest fuck" to have ever stalked the earth and crossed your path. Maybe I should have brainstormed and come up with an "intelegent" name with dollar signs, and stalked the dark corners of the interwebz ready to pick fights with people less worthy, as post count means your e-dick must be disproportionately large.

Free liquor in massive quantities is awesome. I guess my writings are hard to decipher for those with hollow domes and little in the whit department. Thank you for teaching me all I needed to learn about the internet, and the half assed spelt German welcome, but honestly, take the glass tip outta your ass, visit my friend Merriam Webster, see if she can't teach you a thing or two. Hot dickings, for Money$hit, "It's what's for breakfast!" waffleswaffleswaffleswaffleswaffleswaffles.

try harder.

[Money$hit]

You are right, writing something in German means I'm the "most retardedest fuck" to have ever stalked the earth and crossed your path. Maybe I should have brainstormed and come up with an "intelegent" name with dollar signs, and stalked the dark corners of the interwebz ready to pick fights with people less worthy, as post count means your e-dick must be disproportionately large.

Free liquor in massive quantities is awesome. I guess my writings are hard to decipher for those with hollow domes and little in the whit department. Thank you for teaching me all I needed to learn about the internet, and the half assed spelt German welcome, but honestly, take the glass tip outta your ass, visit my friend Merriam Webster, see if she can't teach you a thing or two. Hot dickings, for Money$hit, "It's what's for breakfast!" waffleswaffleswaffleswaffleswaffleswaffles.

Dude I was just kidding.

[gazellebeigem3]

Dude I was just kidding.

are you drunk of the dragon joose already?

[Money$hit]

are you drunk of the dragon joose already?

No dragon joose for me tonight, i got slopppppy last night. Like 5 long islands sloppy.

[gazellebeigem3]

No dragon joose for me tonight, i got slopppppy last night. Like 5 long islands sloppy.

good man. i enjoyed some tecate this evening. and by some i mean vast amounts.

[ABuseO]

Got a Warning MIP this weekend for my roommates friends double kegger.
Cop made up bullshit about how he could smell beer on my breath with no wind and 5 ft or so away from me.
Had a beer in my hand, as if that wasn't a dead give away.

[h0lmes]

3:30 in the afternoon and im sipping on some Hennessy. Not drunk yet but I will be tonight.

[SLUCK]

yeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa....bewbs!

[pawi30]

this is what happens when i drink vodka



dancing on a snow covered table outside

lil bro edited it .. idk why

[Erick]

back from the motherf*Cking deasddd!!!!! F*ck bud light.

[kronus]

killed a handle of the good captain tonight... posting while still have my consiousness