The Official Drunk & Stupid Thread

[dashboardmonkey]

Sittin here surfing the intrawebz and getting stoned, its a good pain killer.

[ethrty]

silly dashboardmonkey. thats not getting drunk.

do want my ride to town to hurry up

[dashboardmonkey]

silly dashboardmonkey. thats not getting drunk.

do want my ride to town to hurry up

this is the drunk AND stupid thread, I am getting STUPID stoned. yao ming?

[ethrty]

this is the drunk AND stupid thread, I am getting STUPID stoned. yao ming?

oh. well my bad. and wtf do those asian words at the end of your comment mean?

[panserbjorne]

BBBBBBBAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH! You know you are an e30 freak when you're shitty and want to put the car up and replace the sway bar links...

[freeride53]

god damn. Last day of finals today. Went to berkeley took a hike, hits while seeing the entire contra costa valley, carcines bay, san francisco bay, everywhere. then came downtown. saw this cute chick that i haven't seen in years. she wanted it, homies went back to my car, i was driven home in my own car. crazy effin' day.

[z31maniac]

Pole smoking homo's. I have now been drinking 100 proof Vodka for approx 7 hours.

All of you waffleswaffleswaffleswaffleswaffleswaffless can eat a dick, blunts preferably. He likely young boys.

[z31maniac]

^I have no memory of making the previous post.

Alcohol for the win.

[Farbin Kaiber]

I feel old. I don't seem to get drunk enough to post in this thread. Can we start a buzzed or tipsy thread?

[b3albakii]

Lady Parking

[b3albakii]

[TwoJ's]

Unless that is your doing while intoxicated, I think you missed the point of this thread.

[Wh33lhop]

Bwahahaha! Drunk.

[blueapplesoda]

fuck you r3v. all you fuckers.

Suck on these chinese nuts!!!!!!!!

[xwill112x]

pretty drunk right now, just got back from the club. got fucked up there, had strippers dancing on me, went back to my boys apartment, drank some more, then he took me home. so here i am fuckers.