The Official Drunk & Stupid Thread

[MR E30 325is]

I havent been drinking, but I just got put under to get all 4 of my wisdom teeth removed.

Not as bad as I thought.

But it did take me like 15 minutes to type this message. I gotta take some vicodin!

[Dj Buttchug]

^ best of luck man. this was me a year ago

[Joe G]

hungover as fuck.

[KennyT]

Turns out 15 beers over 4 hours equals .08BAC.

[Joe G]

DUI or breathalyser shenanigans?

[Dj Buttchug]

Turns out 15 beers over 4 hours equals .08BAC.

how much does the person weigh, or does it even matter?

[KennyT]

how much does the person weigh, or does it even matter?

200lbs, aka me. My mothers idea of a good 21st Birthday present was a breathalyzer.

[Dj Buttchug]

where did she get it? i would like to purchase one myself

[KennyT]

where did she get it? i would like to purchase one myself

I have no idea. This one is AlcoHAWK brand, www.Q3I.com on the back of it.

[Dj Buttchug]

nice. im gonna have to get one of these.

[Dozyproductions]

Go to listen.grooveshark.com and listen to their quality version of: "Brand New Key Melanie Safka". Her voice sounds like its raining on you.

[KennyT]

Captian Morgan 35% Alc/Vol

double shot 1138
.14 bac at 1139
.04 bac at 1144
.03 bac at 1149
.02 bac at 1154
.02 bac at 1201
.02 bac at 1207
double shot 1207
.04 bac at 1214
.04 bac at 1219
.03 bac at 1223
.03 bac at 1229
.03 bac at 1234
double shot 1238
.18 bac at 1239
.07 bac at 1244
.07 bac at 1249
.06 bac at 1254
.05 bac at 0102
double shot 0108
.14 bac at 0110
.08 bac at 0114
.07 bac at 0118
.07 bac at 0124
.07 bac at 0130
.06 bac at 0138
.06 bac at 0143
.05 bac at 0243

[obama6493]

Wrong thread?

Kyle

Awesome idea for thread guys,
Ill be back for a rant next time im drunk lol

[CreamE30]

Hoe-lee-shit.. I just woke up aftar I dunno what. I'm still drunk. We got a keg at 1130am yesterday. My house is a shmorgisboard of drunken littering.

[Joe G]

http://r3vlimited.com/board/showthread.php?t=198308