The Official Drunk & Stupid Thread

[Conki]

It's funny fow I never find this t'hread hiel drunk. Exceot niw,; Everything is good guys I m going snowboarding uin like 2 minutes. Awesome. Snownboarding is good

[LJ851]

It's funny fow I never find this t'hread hiel drunk. Exceot niw,; Everything is good guys I m going snowboarding uin like 2 minutes. Awesome. Snownboarding is good

Watch out for the trees, bro!

['e30love']

drinking + an ex is not advisable.

Good man

[BrooklynMW]

I'm looking at some of my earliest posts here on r3v. Damn, you guys are fuckin DICKS to noobs, aren't you???

Glad I finally got housebroken. YOU GUYS ARE MY BEST FRIENDS!

When can I harass some noobs?

[Erick]

Watching Jim Jeffries while shitfaced is a worthy experience. Grab yourself a 6 pack to get started and have fun.

[Joe G]

gf is in the bathroom. ive only got time for one post.


ill make it count

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5Z5JsrO7378

[KennyT]

Just ate two

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nahjN8y2Pgk

[Joe G]

Just ate two

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nahjN8y2Pgk

How to properly cook a hot pocket.

Step 1: Drink until 4:30am
Step 2: Turn toaster oven to 350 degrees/'stay on' setting
Step 3: Put in 2 hot pockets
Step 4: Drink more
Step 5: Pass out
Step 6: Wake up at noon (still moderately intoxicated), find hot pockets after ~8 hours on 350.


they were hard as bricks and all the cheese/meatballs inside were just ash.

[CreamE30]

^hahahaha.

I just sprung awake in my bed. I don't know how I got here but I DO remember puking down the hallway in my toilet.

[Dozyproductions]

Want to fall in to the rabbit hole?

http://zoomquilt2.madmindworx.com/zoomquilt2.swf

let the pictures load

[Joe G]

currently drinking cheap red wine mixed/chased with bud heavy. This will not end well.

[CreamE30]

three kegs killed at my house, chopped shiht up wit ha machtetee. Pics will follow of my awewsomeness...

[Justin B]

Wasnt drunk, but certainly stupid. I gave myself a boxer fracture, does that count?

[Ryan...]

i fucking love pbr. I'm not a hipster either they can go fuck themselves.

[ck_taft325is]

I got new pants in the mail. Seriously. I hate shopping so much I ordered pants based off my last favorite pair (Levi 514's) and have since downed 5 Blue Moon's on top of my previous 12 misc. Hefe's.