The Official Drunk & Stupid Thread

[Maluco]

yeah... so... it seems I was so scared of my tab last night I just up and left the bar without closing the fucking tab. The ole left my card at the bar thing.

FUCK!!!

I have to go back there! Worst. Thing. Ever.

Sipping wine at 11:15am 'to cure the hangover' = another day of drinking.

Alcoholism is overrated. I run this thing called the 3 day binge (never done Heroin but the days after said binge must be damn close to the "sick" they talk about... *friend of mine was strung out)


Cheers!

[Maluco]

[threlevenguy]

fart

[Teaguer]

Dating chicks with curfews FTL!
FML!

[Texas Toast]

I sniper crawled my ass across 3 neighbors lots after blacking out at a friends house

Party on wayne, party on garth

[stillkotd]

Damn it. I had a bottle of Jack Daniels earlier... and now I can't find it... what the heck!? Who left this empty bottle next to my computer?

[AbeSonic]

I'm allll sorts of fucked up right now

[A_Whelan]

^ Lawl

I just started a new job working front desk at a hotel and this is the first shift job i've had (I'm 21) and the hours are really fucking with my sleep. So to ensure I'm going to sleep on time (already 3am... fail) I am drinking and browsing r3v while compiling a list of shit to buy for my heap of shit with my first paycheque.

Win? I think so.

[blueapplesoda]

Whhhhhhhaaaaaaaaatttttt

[be34st]

Im fucked up at work! Fuck this job!

[E30Rookie37]

Sissy. Good tequila is amazing.

This is the truest statement in history...What's your favorite? I'm quite partial to Cabo Wabo, or on the cheaper end Espolon is good. FUCK PATRON

[Dozyproductions]

I challenge you to tell me whats better than being drunk on a San Diego beach with some fine women. Fuck off, you cant!

[Kvasi]

Ahh, beer and some good music after a drive with lots of rpm and boost.
Not wrong at all :)

[HarryPotter]

Havent been drunk for years, i'm fucking hammered, disregard all slander. I seriously love this website more than 95% of my life. Yeah my life is that shitty.

[Vince30]

I love you r3v! Thats all I have to say right now.