The Official Drunk & Stupid Thread

[Rustyduktape]

i dont even know man.

[TwoJ's]

i fuckin love this girl named kelly. shit man she stole me heart . my cars so far awauy and i hust want to drive her. girls man steal your heart and fucking squach that shit like shit man, fuck.

i dont even know man.

Go find yourself something easy and fuck it. It's the best therapy.

[Joe G]

holllleeeeeee shiiit. I just had one helluva night. Went out dressed as Ace Ventura in the mental hospital (shorts, button down shit, boots, tutu.) I drank 345678 whicksy drinks, made out with a slutty stewartes. I left the party, stole a fireman sign, and tried to hitchhike. Some random hippies made a u-turn, picked me up, were convinced a cop was following them, made me smoke a bowl, got lost, then i had them drop me off a block from home so they woldnt know where i lived. I ran home and now im eating a hot pocket....im scared.

[dnick]

^i want a hot pocket right now...

[LuckyHenriksen]

ium fucked uppp! Jack and coke mannn

[CHIF8008]

did someone say hot pocket!? i love those <3

[hi0982000]

I'm soo drunk in Vegas. In a pent house suite. And the Bimmer made the 330 mile trip at 90 mph. Haha

[b*saint]

2 pints of double bastard will own you.

[DrLeadFoot]

Going out tonight. It's gonna be a good ol' fashion Milwaukee drink-a-thon!! I'll try to remember to post some shenanigans. Rope it into tomorrow for the Packer game, GET SOME!

[tAngo.]

me a couple of moths back after the Mexico vs USA game. #drunkassfuck

[Rustyduktape]

Creedence Clearwater Revival.

[DrLeadFoot]

5 beers, 2 (shared) pitchers, 1 jamo and a Jose deep! Y'all better step it up for wild Wednesday!

[Mlarsen]

Oh deeeerdd.....

[DrLeadFoot]

Still alive...wow.

[fatsooo]

It's 2 am PST...no more alcohol for sale in so cal, and these girls are not cute enough yet -___-