The Official Drunk & Stupid Thread

[Cronopoulos]

3:27 mst - fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu

[Threehz]

Oh man. Any of you got some class up in here?

I'm 2 bottles of red in.

For every serious thread I post on r3v I gotta say, 75% of the replies are worthless, and only a fraction of those are funny. Thank god for off-topic.

[Eecen]

I can appreciate a good red wine, in fact I just finished a glass of some fantastic Pinot Noir.

Annd, I'm now drinking Wild Turkey out of a wine glass. Classy as fuck

[Raxe]

Sapporo on tap = winning.

[CHIF8008]

this glue from the construction paper will not come off !

[Vivek]

me a couple of moths back after the Mexico vs USA game. #drunkassfuck

You know, that extra s makes a huge difference.

[mare]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Drf33wdvvbE

[Eecen]

Nice first post guy.

Also, translation?

[dnick]

wlo

eaybnb re=3v i love you alll... you guys rok . i jut fuked a fat chikce om g. and i just pinuched a fat huy int he outh . hahahaahah. and fujed a sprittppper.
lololololollolj

[dnick]

ntww i lbove my e30
she haf ince itttiesd

[dnick]

chuck norrris2

[dnick]

hahhahahhahhahhhahwut i gjstu cookerd eggs, ahnd tiittt4ie fucked an girl.. she had nice niples

[duckSack]

I am drunk, this is my first post. I only read on forums, there are several more like this one where I've spent HOURS upon HOURS reading and reading but my posts show 0. I'm 19 an I just bought a 88 325is black on black. I'm really stoked but I'll prolly go back into hiding after this. Shoutout to anyone who knows anything about CUMMINS, love duckSack

[dnick]

fujkc yeads cummings. rooling colaa like amorhter fucker

[devon.818]

^^^. This kid is a fucking retard!!!!