The Official Drunk & Stupid Thread

[S62]

The first step is admitting you have a problem. Lol jus playing I got fired from Starbucks showing up drunk to get some coffee and not knowing I had to work in 3 hours. Some things were said that shouldn't have. Mainly got fired for cussing out the fed ex guy outside who turned out to be a regular customer and pointed me and my friend out who got fired as well lol

Sounds shitty man, Starbucks sounds like a really shitty job.

[Killacortes]

Shit, well last night ones of my friends had a party and for some reason i broke about 15 bottles in his garage, spit a lugy in some kids face, dumped an entire container of garbage on my sleeping brother, and shattered a bottle of starbucks coffee in his driveway. God I need to stop drinking.

The first step is admitting you have a problem. Lol jus playing I got fired from Starbucks showing up drunk to get some coffee and not knowing I had to work in 3 hours. Some things were said that shouldn't have. Mainly got fired for cussing out the fed ex guy outside who turned out to be a regular customer and pointed me and my friend out who got fired as well lol

[S62]

Shit, well last night ones of my friends had a party and for some reason i broke about 15 bottles in his garage, spit a lugy in some kids face, dumped an entire container of garbage on my sleeping brother, and shattered a bottle of starbucks coffee in his driveway. God I need to stop drinking.

[AndrewBird]

25.4oz of 10.4% Sierra Nevada Ovila in my system.

Life is good...

[thebutcher37]

I blame it on the model broad with the Hollywood smile, aww....
Stripper booty and a rack like wow!