The Official Drunk & Stupid Thread

[Pantless Spency]

This is my first time being drunk I feel funny haha

[Thizzelle]

why are you on r3v if ur drunk, get to drinking

[freeride53]

My best friends 21st birthday, I'm drunk, this is crazy.

ima be in downtown sonoma tomorrow pickin a poop joe

[Pantless Spency]

My best friends 21st birthday, I'm drunk, this is crazy.

[u3b3rg33k]

Just be glad you didn't tear a ligament or something equally important.

[freeride53]

I find myself disappointed that I killed 6 beers by myself and only have r3v to entertain me.

you guys are funny and all, but this is stupid. I need a life.

dont worry about it.
i personally use R3V off topic when I want to be a hipster and refrain from using facebook, when at home, when im not doing anything.

currently, dont feel like doing anything because my body is sore as shit from maxing out on the bench and squats yesterday, which i shouldnt have done 1st time benching/squatting in a year..ish

[yert315]

I find myself disappointed that I killed 6 beers by myself and only have r3v to entertain me.

you guys are funny and all, but this is stupid. I need a life.

[matthugie]

To all the hipsters, wearing an $80 t-shirt, who just spilled ketchup on it... doesn't that suck? Now it's really limited edition, asshole...

[1fastETA]

Just gt back from the dayglow concert, I'm ......

[Tamataz]

Can this be the stoned thread too? Rofl.

dont hurt me

[Kevinxkrazy]

i have recently and simultaneously farted and sneezed.

impressive 8)

[E30 Wagen]

i have recently and simultaneously farted and sneezed.

[yert315]

When I wake up in the morning and the alarm gives out a warning and I think I'll never make it on time.

[eskimo810]

In my last week of high school, the only thing I have to worry about right now is a god damn painting project. Due last week, but the art show is tomorrow. Jameson and canvas. Drunk painting.

[Kevinxkrazy]

im hungover.