The Official Drunk & Stupid Thread

[HarryPotter]

need to make an official drunk and lonely thread. ASL?

[DatUtahGuy]

Started drinking and now on the prowl for bisquit, may have to start a thread about my cougar adventures again, lolzzz

[E30_(1st Musk)_]

new years went to a party and started chugging ice tea flavored vodka because i was already buzzed and thinking it was "ice tea" WITH vodka..but was actually straight up vodka....

ended up calling my girl by the name of another girl who she is really jealous of...that was my latest drunk and stupid act

[dnick]

lololokklll u fuuvcckm]ed up...,

[Ayman]

i was just about to link this to you! BRAVO!

[Killacortes]

Sounds shitty man, Starbucks sounds like a really shitty job.

I actually like that job. We had a lot of UTI students and weird drama went not like my roommate getting fired for dating a co worker. One of the baristas got caught hooking up with the manager. A lot of people got fired but it was fun and interesting. I never knew how many Russians lived in Sacramento till I worked there lol

[Joe G]

ended up calling my girl by the name of another girl who she is really jealous of...that was my latest drunk and stupid act

I am forever scared of doing this...I hope your scrotum is still in tact.

[Joe G]

in a delightfully quasi-blackout drunken stooper last night, i thought it was a good idea to get a cab to my GFs place and surprise her...needless to say an incoherent boyfriend climbing into her bed 4 hours before she had to get up for work was the last thing she wanted.....yet to hear from her today.


edit: she is definitely displeased.

[S62]

Meh my liver hurts...I need to stop drinking

[Desaevious]

So the Giants won. That was a good reason to drink. But before kicking back the brews while football watching my bud told me his woman left him. As we're now both freshly single we decided to drown our sorrows in Grateful Dead's to get super fucked up. Since I know the bartender I got the drinks extra strong. Coming down from drunkeness now to say:

1) Fuck yeah Giants
2) Bitches suck!

Also, to make the grammar good enough for this thread I took extra time to type it instead of flying through keys. For example, as I commented on Fredk's profile picture:

"uim' drunk and me and cj are here and he's at my party and we were saying that you're awesome and that your profile picture sis awesome and that you should never change it ever because you are Frec Kim and you will always look like this forever because you're an Asian god. Also, a guido."

[Desaevious]

in a delightfully quasi-blackout drunken stooper last night, i thought it was a good idea to get a cab to my GFs place and surprise her...needless to say an incoherent boyfriend climbing into her bed 4 hours before she had to get up for work was the last thing she wanted.....yet to hear from her today.


edit: she is definitely displeased.

hahahahahahhaa

[e30shmobberr]

OH WHAT THE FUCK! WHERE HAS THIS THREAD BEEN! ive never seen this thread before today, but its some funny shit

[Fifteen]

Epic fail= Thinking you can drink five hurricanes your first night in New Orleans. Pretty sure I was hung over for my entire vacation...

[Exodus_2pt0]

Trashed right now... Drinking Flying dog Snake Dog India Pale ale.

My wife is at her parents, doesn't get along with mine.... My dog is on the couch with me and we are watching Rundown. Maybe will destroy lives on Gran Tourismo 5 later or MW3. Who knows, hit me up. PS3 log on Exodus_2pt0 or something

[Fifteen]

The one thing I needed to accomplish the other night was swapping in an interior, that's all. Then my friends came over with some blue moon and instead we drank behind the wheel of a car on jack stands.