Things you have done in your e30

[JGood]

actually, we were drunk, and it was a bet. i dont recall how it actually occurred. pretty much she just said, "wanna bet".

you cant turn that down.

touche

[Ryan Stewart]

Front seat is definately best for doing it in the E30.

[Quik325ix]

One more comment. Leather cleans easier.

+1

[blunttech]

so it was a threesome of dudes?

if he was in high school, and you are 62 years old, isn't that illegal?

i wasnt there. it was a mere spelling error but in my dreams it goes like this.
you and i are at a bar and this smoking hot chick comes up to us and starts hitting on both of us. she then whispers in my ear that she wants to have a 3 way with us. so we go get a cheap hotel room . then the action starts. i eat her cooter while you suck my dick. i spackle your eyes shut and me and the hot chick roll in your clapped out e30

[JGood]

i wasnt there. it was a mere spelling error but in my dreams it goes like this.
you and i are at a bar and this smoking hot chick comes up to us and starts hitting on both of us. she then whispers in my ear that she wants to have a 3 way with us. so we go get a cheap hotel room . then the action starts. i eat her cooter while you suck my dick. i spackle your eyes shut and me and the hot chick roll in your clapped out e30

here's how it went down, when you finally wake up...

you and i are at a bar and this smoking hot chick comes up to us and starts hitting on both of us. she then whispers in your ear that she wants to have a 3 way with us. so we go get a cheap hotel room . then the action starts. you start eating her cooter, and have a heart attack from old age and numerous drug related body malfunctions from earlier life incidents. you croak on the spot and i bang the shit out of this whore, my sweaty sack bouncin off your dead forehead for hours. i splat on your face and roll out, my eta cruising down the freeway faster then the orange car could dream of going, all while getting spectacular road head, and sweet home alabama plays from my premium stereo.

[mudflaps]

here's how it went down, when you finally wake up...

you and i are at a bar and this smoking hot chick comes up to us and starts hitting on both of us. she then whispers in your ear that she wants to have a 3 way with us. so we go get a cheap hotel room . then the action starts. you start eating her cooter, and have a heart attack from old age and numerous drug related body malfunctions from earlier life incidents. you croak on the spot and i bang the shit out of this whore, my sweaty sack bouncin off your dead forehead for hours. i splat on your face and roll out, my eta cruising down the freeway faster then the orange car could dream of going, all while getting spectacular road head, and sweet home alabama plays from my premium stereo.

thats hot.

[Car Addict]

yes but always remember sex is good but never ever try to get a lap dance while driving down the highway we made it about 300 ft. Dont worry it was at night with literally no one on the road. At about 2am, once we decided it was pointless we said fuck it waited till we got to her house. and then just moved to the bed for a great night.

a parked car is a much better idea.

[Jordan325iC]

I got a carpet burn on my left leg in my e30 a few weeks ago.

[rwh11385]

Drove 135mph in my car while juggling apples and driving with my knees while getting head.

[mudflaps]

Drove 135mph in my car while juggling some dudes balls in my mouth.

fixed.

[imsotyerred]

Front seat is definately best for doing it in the E30.

i have found the tilting the pass seat forward gives enough room for all the important positions. and by important positions i mean me on top.

fuck feminism.:hitler:

the fastest i've gone is (indicated) 125 mph in my chipped eta

i've never smoked anything in my e30 though

[Axxe]

Main reason for SSK was so that current G/F's boobs don't hit while I shift.

[uofom3]

passenger seat and back seat mainly; when parents don't vacation and people are at every house the car gets some action (we've all been there). The best idea I ever had was when my m3 had one of those momo aluminum shift knobs and had the notorious "shifter rattle" I had a hs gf straddle it so to speak and I r3vved it in neutral. It was pretty damned entertaining - that tops the list (and required a cleaned knob and fresh boot).

[Digitalwave]

MikeE30325 gave me solid anal followed by Deagle giving me a rusty trombone all while drifting in third gear with one hand and one leg out the window.

[cferb]

This is one of those threads that you don't post in if you ever wanna sell your car on this forum