Need morning after pill

[Dave]

Impossible. Lance doesn't hate me.

Oh silly Josh - didn't you know, everyone hates you!

[rwh11385]

NOOB question, explain this one to me?

http://www.r3vlimited.com/board/showthread.php?p=732173&highlight=rule#post732173

http://www.r3vlimited.com/board/showpost.php?p=732646&postcount=320

[JGood]

~8.5 hours for someone to outbid JScotty for newdz. You'll no longer find them in my directory, and I'll ask for cooperation from anyone who saved them to not redistribute, in order to keep the bids coming in (we've had, uhh, 2 so far). This way lance can get bulk condoms and/or drugs and I can get my gwarts treated.

JScotty, I hope you are in the process of coming up with 400 and some dollars to send me and lance. We are not fucking around. This is cereal bidness.

[Jscotty]

JScotty, your bid of $450.82 is currently the high bid. Remember, this is a contract, and if you do not pay I will be removing my gwarts with a razer blade and shipping them to you.

I've been sitting here thinking to myself... The gwarts very well might be worth more to me than the nudes. I think I might even offer you double for a ziplock baggie of the warts with a video of you slicing them off with the razor blade and then pouring a cup of vinegar into the area of the open wounds.

[JGood]

I've been sitting here thinking to myself... The gwarts very well might be worth more to me than the nudes. I think I might even offer you double for a ziplock baggie of the warts with a video of you slicing them off with the razor blade and then pouring a cup of vinegar into the area of the open wounds.

Do you honestly think I can be bought out, like lance entities gf?

I'm sending you my gwarts in an unsuspecting electric bill envelope months from now. It's going to be like one of them xmas cards you open and the little puppy folds out, but it's going to launch my gwarts down your fuckin throat.

Just send lance and I money, you seem like a stand up guy, don't let us down.

[Fanzotti]

http://www.r3vlimited.com/board/show...ule#post732173
http://www.r3vlimited.com/board/show...&postcount=320

Got it, Valid rule.

[delatlanta1281]

Did you miss my earlier post? The vac of choice is a 6.5hp 14 gallon with large angle tip extension, and replace the foam filter with steel mesh style. This setup can create approximately 400 lbs per sq foot of semen sucking power.

Dang. I like yer style!

[Hawk]

Did he actually confirm this was his girlfriend?

[JGood]

Did he actually confirm this was his girlfriend?

Do you people not read?

I've confirmed this over and over with lance entities underage gf, kylebes1 gf, atomics bf, and yes, my very own gf (now ex, due to repeated use of said vac).

[Kruzen]

~8.5 hours for someone to outbid JScotty for newdz. You'll no longer find them in my directory, and I'll ask for cooperation from anyone who saved them to not redistribute, in order to keep the bids coming in (we've had, uhh, 2 so far). This way lance can get bulk condoms and/or drugs and I can get my gwarts treated.

JScotty, I hope you are in the process of coming up with 400 and some dollars to send me and lance. We are not fucking around. This is cereal bidness.

I will redistribute unless given 50% of the money made.

[JGood]

I will redistribute unless given 50% of the money made.

Now lets think about this.

Me and lance entities both get 50%. That doesn't leave a whole lot left over, does it?

It's 9:38. Jscotty has already won the auction for the pics, approximately 13 minutes ago. Regardless if you redistribute them, he has been locked into payment. Actually, it would add humor to the situation if you would.

A valid effort, but... FAIL.

[JGood]

JSCOTTY

Please send $450.82 to me. You are the high bidder for the newdz. I will send pictures when payment has cleared.

lance entities, I will send you $225.41 when his payment clears. I would recommend using it one of these:

[whiltebeitel]

Holy shit, funny thread, Batman!

[golde30]

LOL @ GF nudes. hilarious. ROFLCOPTER @ Jgood having lance nudies.

[Kruzen]

Now lets think about this.

Me and lance entities both get 50%. That doesn't leave a whole lot left over, does it?

It's 9:38. Jscotty has already won the auction for the pics, approximately 13 minutes ago. Regardless if you redistribute them, he has been locked into payment. Actually, it would add humor to the situation if you would.

A valid effort, but... FAIL.

Well its pretty simple really. if they sell for 400$ i get 200$ and you guys get 100$ each.