Need morning after pill

[Kate525i]

Come on guys, he's fucking around.

I just like giving lance a taste of his own medicine... he has such a good time fucking with others, it's fun to do it back.... and he may be that good of an actor, but he's taking alot of this shit kind of personal, seems like he's serious.... either that or has come up with an ingenious way to scam stupid fucks out of money.... in that case, kudos- not that it's working...

[Kate525i]

don't hate. i'm just a kid. i make mistakes. now fix them for me.

You're not a kid anymore- grow up and fix your own mistakes... i'd actually feel sorry for you if you were just bitching because you were scared and just wanted to whine.....

[madjurgen]

wow, youre kinda dense arent you?

[CobraKai]

drop kick her in the stomach.

[mattdk318i]

maybe i should start a thread like this, All while scamming people to send me pity money.
Start a FS thread like everyone else. I have to give you an A for effort though

[thectrlguy]

Done... give me your paypal address.... I'm only feeling sorry for the baby.... clearly, he/she wouldn't stand half a chance with those genes.....

if even just a quarter of the members of the site donate their I should be able to stop the egg from implanting with Plan B.

[Vedubin01]

Done... give me your paypal address.... I'm only feeling sorry for the baby.... clearly, he/she wouldn't stand half a chance with those genes.....

Well Said!

[Fidhle007]

Ok Lancey-Boy, here's the deal:

A) If you are kidding (which seems to be a popular opinion around here) it's not really that funny. Some of the responses have made my day though...

B) If you are serious, you're fucked. RU-52/Plan B/The Morning After Pill PREVENTS ovulation and is NOT an abortion pill. If taken no more than three days after insemination BEFORE ovulation has started you have a roughly 80% chance of preventing pregnancy but once ovulation has begun you're pretty much screwed. Thems tha breaks, kid.

To address the stupidity issue: engaging in sexual contact without some sort of birth control, be it a barrier method or something hormonal, WILL lead to pregnancy. Don't for a minute think that you can pull out before you get any semen in her vagina because it's already there. The likelyhood of a man's "pre-cum" containing semen is VERY high and is not a risk you want to take.

Good luck with either the coat hanger or finding a sense of humor! (Actually the sense of humor would be useful if you are being serious too I suppose...)

~Brendan

[BeirBrennerE30]

one word.... waffleswaffleswaffleswafflesPUNT!!!

[JGood]

HOLY FUCKING SHIT.


There is so many stupid people on this board. I'm not saying I am the most intelligent being to walk this earth, but jesus fucking christ people.

Did everyone miss the tail of the dragon thread? Do you not see the relationship? ARE YOU THAT DENSE??? Even without that thread, I think it's fairly obvious to see that he wasn't being serious.

This is a joke. You know, like, ha-ha?

[Fanzotti]

^ YEP

This guy is just doing a spoof of the Mega Hit "Tail of the dragon", playing in theatres: 4, 5, 6.

If you didn't figure that out yet, well, add a set of Koni's for me on your list to santa. I could deal with some charity myself.

[madjurgen]

There is so many stupid people on this board.

lols

[JGood]

lols

Yeah, I was going to just respond with something like that, but it didn't really express my real true feelings, ya know? The responses in his thread almost made me angry, to know that I have to share oxygen with people on this level.

[Jand3rson]

This thread is hilarious. Reminds me of when Heeter had 99% of the members here and on E30Tech thinking he got some Myspace chick pregnant.

[PУCCKAЯ_e30ka]