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  • payney8
    E30 Modder
    • Jun 2007
    • 899

    #181
    i 2nd that

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    • Fanzotti
      Banned
      • May 2006
      • 1255

      #182
      Originally posted by Fanzotti
      Doesn't sawzall make a tool for this?
      Originally posted by delatlanta1281
      "sawzall" doesn't make tools. Milwaukee does. And no they don't.
      Sorry to use the generic term, Next time I'm working with somebody and there's a heap of power tools, I'll ask for the Milwaukee and see what happens.

      Originally posted by AppStateSVX
      i lol'd
      I could see getting a laugh out of this, but come on, out loud? How boring is it where you live?

      For those of you that didn't get what I was talking about I meant this.



      SVX with this picture as a punchline my joke still isn't all that funny, probably not Lol funny.

      The hanger joke is probably funnier if you'r going that route.

      Who wants to take up a pool to get Deagle to give magic and mischief some, well, Magic and mischief with this, if he follows through...S54 + Unbanned.

      Originally posted by BimmerLauren
      omg you guys are pigs! I like it though its funny :)
      Consult with the wencher.

      Originally posted by JGood
      I'm not sure how I feel about ordering condoms from a company called "rip n roll", but I'll leave that up to you.
      At least they'r honest. If it rips....you better roll.

      Originally posted by lance_entities
      retract previous statement or show the forum where you daughter comes from. RULEZ
      NOOB question, explain this one to me?

      Originally posted by Fidhle007
      Wait, I just saved those pictures to my hard drive and now there are these big black suvs with flashing lights surrounding my house, what's up with that??

      And why is Chris Hansen knocking on my door????
      See SVX this one could make it into lol territory. Funnier if you get the payoff that some guys think she has the face of a twelve year old boy.
      Last edited by Fanzotti; 07-25-2007, 01:17 AM.

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      • Fidhle007
        I can fly, motherfucker
        • Oct 2005
        • 7209

        #183
        Originally posted by Fanzotti
        See SVX this one could make it into lol territory. Funnier if you get the payoff that some guys think she has the face of a twelve year old boy.
        Thank you! At least somebody got it...
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        • JGood
          R3V OG
          • Jan 2004
          • 7959

          #184
          I've been lol-ing since been lol-ing since been lol-ing.
          85 325e m60b44 6 speed / 89 535i
          e30 restoration and V8 swap
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          • JGood
            R3V OG
            • Jan 2004
            • 7959

            #185
            85 325e m60b44 6 speed / 89 535i
            e30 restoration and V8 swap
            24 Hours of Lemons e30 build

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            • Digitalwave
              is a poseur
              • Oct 2003
              • 6276

              #186
              Originally posted by lance_entities
              *Forum Golden Rule* or ban. rules are rules.
              Damn son, that was a bitch slap.

              RISING EDGE

              Let's drive fast and have fun.

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              • psloan
                R3V OG
                • Nov 2006
                • 9815

                #187
                funny thread.
                "We praise or find fault, depending on which of the two provides more opportunity for our powers of judgement to shine."

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                • mudflaps
                  Banned
                  • May 2006
                  • 808

                  #188
                  rusty coat hanger and vaccum cleaner ftw.

                  btw, if you take 3 birth control pills, it equals one morning after pill.

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                  • Jonathan M3
                    E30 Mastermind
                    • Oct 2003
                    • 1837

                    #189
                    Wait, I always thought Lance was Heeter...

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                    '90 E30 M3 Brilliantrot/Black - SOLD
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                    • Jand3rson
                      Banned
                      • Oct 2003
                      • 37587

                      #190
                      Impossible. Lance doesn't hate me.

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                      • psloan
                        R3V OG
                        • Nov 2006
                        • 9815

                        #191
                        Originally posted by mudflaps
                        rusty coat hanger and vaccum cleaner ftw.

                        btw, if you take 3 birth control pills, it equals one morning after pill.
                        With that chick i bet you can reach up there and pull it out yourself.
                        "We praise or find fault, depending on which of the two provides more opportunity for our powers of judgement to shine."

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                        • JGood
                          R3V OG
                          • Jan 2004
                          • 7959

                          #192
                          Originally posted by psloan
                          With that chick i bet you can reach up there and pull it out yourself.
                          Well now that's just fucking sick.

                          At least with the Abortionator 2000, it's a no mess, no fuss, overall pretty clean ordeal.
                          85 325e m60b44 6 speed / 89 535i
                          e30 restoration and V8 swap
                          24 Hours of Lemons e30 build

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                          • delatlanta1281
                            Dart Master
                            • Mar 2006
                            • 10317

                            #193
                            wet dry vac ftw. A nice 4 gallon perhaps? with the smaller angle nozzle.
                            Maybe a 5 hp just to make sure.
                            Yours truly,
                            Rich
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                            Originally posted by Rigmaster
                            you kids get off my lawn.....

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                            • JGood
                              R3V OG
                              • Jan 2004
                              • 7959

                              #194
                              Originally posted by delatlanta1281
                              wet dry vac ftw. A nice 4 gallon perhaps? with the smaller angle nozzle.
                              Maybe a 5 hp just to make sure.
                              Did you miss my earlier post? The vac of choice is a 6.5hp 14 gallon with large angle tip extension, and replace the foam filter with steel mesh style. This setup can create approximately 400 lbs per sq foot of semen sucking power.
                              85 325e m60b44 6 speed / 89 535i
                              e30 restoration and V8 swap
                              24 Hours of Lemons e30 build

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                              • Dave
                                E30 RAT
                                • Nov 2003
                                • 11675

                                #195
                                Originally posted by Jonathan 90 M3
                                Wait, I always thought Lance was Heeter...
                                If that was the case, you'd think I'd know it.
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