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  • JGood
    R3V OG
    • Jan 2004
    • 7959

    #226
    Originally posted by psloan
    must have sucked for you.
    your right, she did suck for me. how did my dick taste when you were smoochin those lips last night?
    85 325e m60b44 6 speed / 89 535i
    e30 restoration and V8 swap
    24 Hours of Lemons e30 build

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    • psloan
      R3V OG
      • Nov 2006
      • 9815

      #227
      Originally posted by JGood
      your right, she did suck for me. how did my dick taste when you were smoochin those lips last night?
      Pretty sure it would taste like male asshole and astroglide. Maybe a small amount of blood.
      "We praise or find fault, depending on which of the two provides more opportunity for our powers of judgement to shine."

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      • JGood
        R3V OG
        • Jan 2004
        • 7959

        #228
        Originally posted by psloan
        Pretty sure it would taste like male asshole and astroglide. Maybe a small amount of blood.
        You're "pretty sure" it "would" taste like....?

        What, after her encounter with bigJgood she no longer wants to mess around with you? Sorry man, I wasn't trying to break up a relationship. Just tell your sister life doesn't revolve around cock size, and you are a "nice guy", she'll be back with you in no time.
        85 325e m60b44 6 speed / 89 535i
        e30 restoration and V8 swap
        24 Hours of Lemons e30 build

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        • psloan
          R3V OG
          • Nov 2006
          • 9815

          #229
          In your case, life cant revolve around cock size - unless by revolve around you mean routinely ending up in the ER due to breaking tons of veins while desparately pumping away your cock pump. And joke's on you - she's your sister.

          PS - no denying your dong tastes like jscotty's asshole? I guess it's no surprise...
          "We praise or find fault, depending on which of the two provides more opportunity for our powers of judgement to shine."

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          • JGood
            R3V OG
            • Jan 2004
            • 7959

            #230
            Originally posted by psloan
            In your case, life cant revolve around cock size - unless by revolve around you mean routinely ending up in the ER due to breaking tons of veins while desparately pumping away your cock pump. And joke's on you - she's your sister.

            PS - no denying your dong tastes like jscotty's asshole? I guess it's no surprise...

            Jscotty refuses my cock directly, there's always a middle man he wants to go through. That's why we toss you back and forth.

            I do not have a sister, so you are wrong on that accusation.

            I don't use a cock pump. They don't make one big enough.
            85 325e m60b44 6 speed / 89 535i
            e30 restoration and V8 swap
            24 Hours of Lemons e30 build

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            • rwh11385
              lance_entities
              • Oct 2003
              • 18403

              #231
              thanks for the $$ JGood. we bought a vibrating cock ring, a bunch of condoms, and some BJ gel.

              my GF thinks the thread is great that people thought i was serious. she appreciates some of the PMs.

              as far as psloan and JGood - she suggests quit being shit-talking pussies and post cock pics on a 2nd forum to see who is bigger. try stripper forums (they exist - http://www.stripperweb.com/forum/index.php).

              she also wanted to post her myspace, but i told her no. no way.

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              • psloan
                R3V OG
                • Nov 2006
                • 9815

                #232
                Originally posted by JGood
                I don't use a cock pump. They don't make one big enough.

                I guess it takes some real magic to work with a dong so tiny most people would think it's a genital wart. Try hooking that 6hp shop vac to it and see if that helps. Or wait - you said it removed ovaries, right? you'll probably want to keep those.
                "We praise or find fault, depending on which of the two provides more opportunity for our powers of judgement to shine."

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                • psloan
                  R3V OG
                  • Nov 2006
                  • 9815

                  #233
                  Originally posted by lance_entities
                  as far as psloan and JGood - she suggests quit being shit-talking pussies and post cock pics on a 2nd forum to see who is bigger.
                  She would suggest that. I wont though, for your sake. she would look at you differently.
                  "We praise or find fault, depending on which of the two provides more opportunity for our powers of judgement to shine."

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                  • Hawk
                    E30 Addict
                    • Oct 2003
                    • 549

                    #234
                    Wheres heeter when you need him?
                    Summer '85 E24 635csi Winter '88 E30 325iX, I lose 25% of my hp before I even turn the key.

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                    • JGood
                      R3V OG
                      • Jan 2004
                      • 7959

                      #235
                      Originally posted by psloan
                      I guess it takes some real magic to work with a dong so tiny most people would think it's a genital wart. Try hooking that 6hp shop vac to it and see if that helps. Or wait - you said it removed ovaries, right? you'll probably want to keep those.

                      Did you ever see that clip where people are standing in a huge crater, and it pans out and you see they are in the toe of a huge footprint? That dong you refer to is simply my a min-gwart on one of my gwarts, and you are currently standing on my 14 million pound shlong.

                      btw, I'm a little pissed your sister gave me gwarts, and she was pissed you gave them to her. To bang your sis is one thing, but to give her gwarts is fucked.

                      My ovaries were removed due to medical complications, I'd prefer not to talk about it. But yes, the doctor did use a vac to get them out.
                      85 325e m60b44 6 speed / 89 535i
                      e30 restoration and V8 swap
                      24 Hours of Lemons e30 build

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                      • JGood
                        R3V OG
                        • Jan 2004
                        • 7959

                        #236
                        Originally posted by lance_entities

                        I tried going into the flaming homo section of the site to post pics for psloan to find, but it said restricted access to verified homo's. Can I use your user name and password?
                        85 325e m60b44 6 speed / 89 535i
                        e30 restoration and V8 swap
                        24 Hours of Lemons e30 build

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                        • psloan
                          R3V OG
                          • Nov 2006
                          • 9815

                          #237
                          So, you gave gwarts ontop of gwarts that are able to make a crater - removed ovaries - and a 14 million pound dong? I feel bad for jscotty's middle man.
                          "We praise or find fault, depending on which of the two provides more opportunity for our powers of judgement to shine."

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                          • rwh11385
                            lance_entities
                            • Oct 2003
                            • 18403

                            #238
                            can't we stop busting each others balls?



                            there are girls for that in stilletos

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                            • JGood
                              R3V OG
                              • Jan 2004
                              • 7959

                              #239
                              Originally posted by psloan
                              So, you gave gwarts ontop of gwarts that are able to make a crater - removed ovaries - and a 14 million pound dong? I feel bad for jscotty's middle man.
                              Originally posted by JGood
                              Jscotty refuses my cock directly, there's always a middle man he wants to go through. That's why we toss you back and forth.


                              /thread
                              85 325e m60b44 6 speed / 89 535i
                              e30 restoration and V8 swap
                              24 Hours of Lemons e30 build

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                              • Jscotty
                                Banned
                                • Jan 2007
                                • 2285

                                #240
                                I just want to know one thing- Why are you guys obsessed with putting your penises into my rectum?

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