Need morning after pill

[JGood]

must have sucked for you.

your right, she did suck for me. how did my dick taste when you were smoochin those lips last night?

[Turf1600]

your right, she did suck for me. how did my dick taste when you were smoochin those lips last night?

Pretty sure it would taste like male asshole and astroglide. Maybe a small amount of blood.

[JGood]

Pretty sure it would taste like male asshole and astroglide. Maybe a small amount of blood.

You're "pretty sure" it "would" taste like....?

What, after her encounter with bigJgood she no longer wants to mess around with you? Sorry man, I wasn't trying to break up a relationship. Just tell your sister life doesn't revolve around cock size, and you are a "nice guy", she'll be back with you in no time.

[Turf1600]

In your case, life cant revolve around cock size - unless by revolve around you mean routinely ending up in the ER due to breaking tons of veins while desparately pumping away your cock pump. And joke's on you - she's your sister.

PS - no denying your dong tastes like jscotty's asshole? I guess it's no surprise...

[JGood]

In your case, life cant revolve around cock size - unless by revolve around you mean routinely ending up in the ER due to breaking tons of veins while desparately pumping away your cock pump. And joke's on you - she's your sister.

PS - no denying your dong tastes like jscotty's asshole? I guess it's no surprise...

Jscotty refuses my cock directly, there's always a middle man he wants to go through. That's why we toss you back and forth.

I do not have a sister, so you are wrong on that accusation.

I don't use a cock pump. They don't make one big enough.

[rwh11385]

thanks for the $$ JGood. we bought a vibrating cock ring, a bunch of condoms, and some BJ gel.

my GF thinks the thread is great that people thought i was serious. she appreciates some of the PMs.

as far as psloan and JGood - she suggests quit being shit-talking pussies and post cock pics on a 2nd forum to see who is bigger. try stripper forums (they exist - http://www.stripperweb.com/forum/index.php).

she also wanted to post her myspace, but i told her no. no way.

[Turf1600]

I don't use a cock pump. They don't make one big enough.

I guess it takes some real magic to work with a dong so tiny most people would think it's a genital wart. Try hooking that 6hp shop vac to it and see if that helps. Or wait - you said it removed ovaries, right? you'll probably want to keep those.

[Turf1600]

as far as psloan and JGood - she suggests quit being shit-talking pussies and post cock pics on a 2nd forum to see who is bigger.

She would suggest that. I wont though, for your sake. she would look at you differently.

[Hawk]

Wheres heeter when you need him?

[JGood]

I guess it takes some real magic to work with a dong so tiny most people would think it's a genital wart. Try hooking that 6hp shop vac to it and see if that helps. Or wait - you said it removed ovaries, right? you'll probably want to keep those.

Did you ever see that clip where people are standing in a huge crater, and it pans out and you see they are in the toe of a huge footprint? That dong you refer to is simply my a min-gwart on one of my gwarts, and you are currently standing on my 14 million pound shlong.

btw, I'm a little pissed your sister gave me gwarts, and she was pissed you gave them to her. To bang your sis is one thing, but to give her gwarts is fucked.

My ovaries were removed due to medical complications, I'd prefer not to talk about it. But yes, the doctor did use a vac to get them out.

[JGood]

http://www.stripperweb.com/forum/index.php).

I tried going into the flaming homo section of the site to post pics for psloan to find, but it said restricted access to verified homo's. Can I use your user name and password?

[Turf1600]

So, you gave gwarts ontop of gwarts that are able to make a crater - removed ovaries - and a 14 million pound dong? I feel bad for jscotty's middle man.

[rwh11385]

can't we stop busting each others balls?



there are girls for that in stilletos

http://www.stripperweb.com/forum/showthread.php?t=94781

[JGood]

So, you gave gwarts ontop of gwarts that are able to make a crater - removed ovaries - and a 14 million pound dong? I feel bad for jscotty's middle man.

Jscotty refuses my cock directly, there's always a middle man he wants to go through. That's why we toss you back and forth.

/thread

[Jscotty]

I just want to know one thing- Why are you guys obsessed with putting your penises into my rectum?