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  • psloan
    R3V OG
    • Nov 2006
    • 9815
    #241
    Originally posted by Jscotty
    I just want to know one thing- Why are you guys obsessed with putting your penises into my rectum?
    to be clear - the insertion of my penis into your rectum was never mentioned. Only jgood's warty barge of a dong.
    "We praise or find fault, depending on which of the two provides more opportunity for our powers of judgement to shine."

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      • JGood
        R3V OG
        • Jan 2004
        • 7959
        #242
        Originally posted by Jscotty
        I just want to know one thing- Why are you guys obsessed with putting your penises into my rectum?

        we aren't, you pay us large sums of money to fulfill your fantasies.
        85 325e m60b44 6 speed / 89 535i
        e30 restoration and V8 swap
        24 Hours of Lemons e30 build

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          • JGood
            R3V OG
            • Jan 2004
            • 7959
            #243
            Originally posted by psloan
            to be clear - the insertion of my penis into your rectum was never mentioned. Only jgood's warty barge of a dong.
            its never mentioned on this board but your sis tells me otherwise
            85 325e m60b44 6 speed / 89 535i
            e30 restoration and V8 swap
            24 Hours of Lemons e30 build

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              • Jscotty
                Banned
                • Jan 2007
                • 2285
                #244
                Anytime I see the words "Jscotty" along with "penis, rectum, blood, and astroglide" someone in here is having a homo-fantasy.

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                  • JGood
                    R3V OG
                    • Jan 2004
                    • 7959
                    #245
                    this thread FTL.
                    85 325e m60b44 6 speed / 89 535i
                    e30 restoration and V8 swap
                    24 Hours of Lemons e30 build

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                      • psloan
                        R3V OG
                        • Nov 2006
                        • 9815
                        #246
                        Just for the record my sister is 14. My GF is 21.
                        "We praise or find fault, depending on which of the two provides more opportunity for our powers of judgement to shine."

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                          • JGood
                            R3V OG
                            • Jan 2004
                            • 7959
                            #247
                            psloan's sister FTW
                            85 325e m60b44 6 speed / 89 535i
                            e30 restoration and V8 swap
                            24 Hours of Lemons e30 build

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                              • psloan
                                R3V OG
                                • Nov 2006
                                • 9815
                                #248
                                i'm going to call to catch a criminal.
                                "We praise or find fault, depending on which of the two provides more opportunity for our powers of judgement to shine."

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                                  • Jscotty
                                    Banned
                                    • Jan 2007
                                    • 2285
                                    #249
                                    What about stiffler's mom?

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                                      • Hawk
                                        E30 Addict
                                        • Oct 2003
                                        • 549
                                        #250
                                        I feel a lock comin on!
                                        Summer '85 E24 635csi Winter '88 E30 325iX, I lose 25% of my hp before I even turn the key.

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                                          • psloan
                                            R3V OG
                                            • Nov 2006
                                            • 9815
                                            #251
                                            Originally posted by Hawk
                                            I feel a lock comin on!
                                            why would they lock a thread in off topic?
                                            "We praise or find fault, depending on which of the two provides more opportunity for our powers of judgement to shine."

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                                              • Hawk
                                                E30 Addict
                                                • Oct 2003
                                                • 549
                                                #252
                                                Wouldn't be the first time
                                                Summer '85 E24 635csi Winter '88 E30 325iX, I lose 25% of my hp before I even turn the key.

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                                                  • rwh11385
                                                    lance_entities
                                                    • Oct 2003
                                                    • 18403
                                                    #253
                                                    but an admin has already said:

                                                    Originally posted by Mr. Anderson
                                                    Greatest thread EVER.

                                                    but JGood and JScotty and psloan, stop whoring it, you are devaluing it. just like when you have a rundown whore worth a lot less with overuse

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                                                      • 86espowa
                                                        Banned
                                                        • Jun 2007
                                                        • 296
                                                        #254
                                                        balls and wieners!

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                                                          • JGood
                                                            R3V OG
                                                            • Jan 2004
                                                            • 7959
                                                            #255
                                                            anyone who requests a thread lock is an idiot.

                                                            nothing in this thread is even remotely serious. its all in good fun.

                                                            people who want this locked are the type of people that make the world shitty.

                                                            the only thing i was serious about is mailing jscotty my gwarts. i may still do that.
                                                            85 325e m60b44 6 speed / 89 535i
                                                            e30 restoration and V8 swap
                                                            24 Hours of Lemons e30 build

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