Do you pickup hitch hikers?

[Turf1600]

Oh man, you got me.

I like how you never insult anyone - only their insults. That's one way to play it safe.

[Massive Lee]

Here's a little story.

A couple of years ago. I was driving in my 2002 along a main boulevard in downtown Montreal. Then, at a bus stop, I see a 30 year old lady hitch hiking. I thought that perhaps she just missed the bus and wanted to get somewhere quick. So I stopped and asked the lady to get in. She did not look any sexy or ugly. Just normal.

I started the car and drove away, asking here when was last bus and where she was going. She looked at me and said something like "I don't think you get it. Perhaps it is better you stop me right here."

What did I say? Was I offensive? Then, after I stopped and dropped her after a 1 minute ride, I suddenly got it. She was a prostitute, pretending to hitch hike to "fool" the law. Damn. Am I innocent.

So, from now on, I never give rides too anyone within the city's limits.

[Fanzotti]

I like how you never insult anyone - only their insults. That's one way to play it safe.

Yeah you're right Mother Teresa. That makes a shitload of sense. I should go out of my way to insult people more. That's a great way to go through life.

[Turf1600]

Yeah you're right Mother Teresa, that makes a shitload of sense. I should go out of my way to insult people more. That's a great way to go through life.

What I'm saying is you dont have the wit to defend yourself only to downplay other people's insults. It gets old.

You're like one of those fat kids who never did anything because it was "stupid" when in fact you never had the balls or talent to get off your ass and try something. so you criticize what other people do in an attempt to feel better about yourself.

[Jscotty]

She was hitch hiking home from school. How many hookers hang out on college campuses?

PLENTY! Have you ever been to a college that didn't have a bunch of horny guys hanging around the girls' dorm?

[Turf1600]

We'll if you're trying to say something say it the first time. Having to hear it a second time... It get's old.

There how's that for an insult. By the way it's called sarcasm and I use it all the time.

I'll remember in the future that I have to fully explain things to you. Forgive me - I'm used to talking to people who can come to their own conclusions without being told.

[Fanzotti]

I'll remember in the future that I have to fully explain things to you. Forgive me - I'm used to talking to people who can come to their own conclusions without being told.

And in the future I'll remember to insult you.

[Turf1600]

And in the future I'll remember to insult you.

Looking forward to it.

[euro3]

Here's a little story.

A couple of years ago. I was driving in my 2002 along a main boulevard in downtown Montreal. Then, at a bus stop, I see a 30 year old lady hitch hiking. I thought that perhaps she just missed the bus and wanted to get somewhere quick. So I stopped and asked the lady to get in. She did not look any sexy or ugly. Just normal.

I started the car and drove away, asking here when was last bus and where she was going. She looked at me and said something like "I don't think you get it. Perhaps it is better you stop me right here."

What did I say? Was I offensive? Then, after I stopped and dropped her after a 1 minute ride, I suddenly got it. She was a prostitute, pretending to hitch hike to "fool" the law. Damn. Am I innocent.

So, from now on, I never give rides too anyone within the city's limits.

Shoulda got some price quotes before dropping her off

[TopOfTheLine89]

I have picked up a few, pretty much always when i have a buddy in the car. I have done it a few times but in towns that i know. I skated around today for about an hour and found myself very downhill from my house. I stuck my thumb up for less than a min but my mom drove by and picked me up so that doesnt count. Its a good way to get around.

Why not just skitch a ride? LOL.

[Massive Lee]

Shoulda got some price quotes before dropping her off

Yeah. And if she had been an undercover cop, asking her for a quote on sexual services is enough to have me arrested. 8-)

[euro3]

Yeah. And if she had been an undercover cop, asking her for a quote on sexual services is enough to have me arrested. 8-)

yea, so then I'd be a jailbird

[Jscotty]

Yeah. And if she had been an undercover cop, asking her for a quote on sexual services is enough to have me arrested. 8-)

That reminds me of when my neighbor got nailed for solcitiation of prostitution and impersonating a police officer. He was trying to pick up a prostitute who was a "real" police officer working under cover. He started talking prices and then she asked, "Are you a cop?" He said, "Yes. As a matter of fact I am. Unless you wanna go downtown you better go..ahem..'downtown' before I change my mind."

The long and short of it was that the judge found the story to be so hillarious that he decided to drop the charges in exchange for community service.

[Jean]

Here's a little story.

A couple of years ago. I was driving in my 2002 along a main boulevard in downtown Montreal. Then, at a bus stop, I see a 30 year old lady hitch hiking. I thought that perhaps she just missed the bus and wanted to get somewhere quick. So I stopped and asked the lady to get in. She did not look any sexy or ugly. Just normal.

I started the car and drove away, asking here when was last bus and where she was going. She looked at me and said something like "I don't think you get it. Perhaps it is better you stop me right here."

What did I say? Was I offensive? Then, after I stopped and dropped her after a 1 minute ride, I suddenly got it. She was a prostitute, pretending to hitch hike to "fool" the law. Damn. Am I innocent.

So, from now on, I never give rides too anyone within the city's limits.

LOL

[Funkmasta]

How many hookers hang out on college campuses?

There are LOTS of hookers at college. :)