Spider in dash. /rant. Cause you all care.

[apexede30]

I woke up, got ready for work, got in the bimmer, and noticed a spider web streching from my seat to my glove box.

Problem #1. I am freaking borderline arachnophobic. I hate them. ALL of them.

Problem #2. AS I destroyed his web, he like crawled behind the dash.

So. I get to work, close windows, close sunroof, hoping to fry or suffocate him. No dice. I come back to the car after work, and notice a fresh web. No spider though. I destroy it, and half way home, the bastard STARTS BUILDING ANOTHER ONE! I try to swat it with a cd case, but he runs away! Again behind my dash.

My WORST fear is that if I were to turn the AC on, he'd fly at my face, at which time I would freak the fuck out and crash.

[Bill-B]

I woke up, got ready for work, got in the bimmer, and noticed a spider web streching from my seat to my glove box.

Problem #1. I am freaking borderline arachnophobic. I hate them. ALL of them.

Problem #2. AS I destroyed his web, he like crawled behind the dash.

So. I get to work, close windows, close sunroof, hoping to fry or suffocate him. No dice. I come back to the car after work, and notice a fresh web. No spider though. I destroy it, and half way home, the bastard STARTS BUILDING ANOTHER ONE! I try to swat it with a cd case, but he runs away! Again behind my dash.

My WORST fear is that if I were to turn the AC on, he'd fly at my face, at which time I would freak the fuck out and crash.

[atomic]

put a bug bomb in your car !!! LOL just don't wreck your shit driving down the road swatting at it !!!

[LivingLegend06]

quit being a baby and smoosh him next time you see his face.

[rede30]

i had that same problem. During my swap i had a spider make a huge web from the oil pan to the ground every night. I would always forget about it and so i would slid under my car and get a face full of web. I woudl even drive it around and park it and it woudl still be there. Its been gone for about 2 weeks now, i think its dead.

[apexede30]

quit being a baby and smoosh him next time you see his face.

You know that feeling you get right before someone kicks you in the balls? An imminent fear unmatchable by any other occurence? Yeah thats kinda how I feel when I see a spider. I will be a baby untill I get some kind of device that just kills them within a 20 foot radius.

[atomic]

You know that feeling you get right before someone kicks you in the balls? An imminent fear unmatchable by any other occurence? Yeah thats kinda how I feel when I see a spider. I will be a baby untill I get some kind of device that just kills them within a 20 foot radius.

it's called a raid bug bomb. set it off , sit in floor board, close doors and windows come back in a few hours and clean up the residue everywhere inside and good to go.... LOL or smash it damnit

[apexede30]

Kill em wihtout poison, I should say. A couple of poeple that I ride with hate that sort of stuff, not that it matters or is very relevant.

I was hoping like some kind of miniature tesla coil that zaps anything that has 8 legs.

[JGood]

You post about your fear of spiders, then right below that, in your sig, is an automatic weapon.

Spectacular. I can't wait to see you carrying that thing, have a spider land on you, and you start spinning in circles lighting up everything around you.





I'm scared of spiders as well...

[Jand3rson]

I woke up, got ready for work, got in the bimmer, and noticed a spider web streching from my seat to my glove box.

Problem #1. I am freaking borderline arachnophobic. I hate them. ALL of them.

Problem #2. AS I destroyed his web, he like crawled behind the dash.

So. I get to work, close windows, close sunroof, hoping to fry or suffocate him. No dice. I come back to the car after work, and notice a fresh web. No spider though. I destroy it, and half way home, the bastard STARTS BUILDING ANOTHER ONE! I try to swat it with a cd case, but he runs away! Again behind my dash.

My WORST fear is that if I were to turn the AC on, he'd fly at my face, at which time I would freak the fuck out and crash.

You are not alone, my brother. I am fucking TERRIFIED of spiders. Everyone can laugh and say whatever they want, abso-fucking-lutely terrified. Ever seen Arachnaphobia? I'm Jeff Daniels.

And I'm a home theater installer. I'm under houses all the time.

[Bill-B]

Use one of those electric fly swatters, it zaps the bug from like 1-2" away:D

[Jand3rson]

And about freaking the fuck out and crashing, my friend Isaac did EXACTLY that. Spider dropped down from his rear view into his face, it scared the shit out of him and he swatted at it and went off the road on a mountain pass, putting him through a gaurdrail and down a mountain slope, slamming his 36" Sony Wega into the back of his seat. Permanent nerve damage to his back.

[Bill-B]

And about freaking the fuck out and crashing, my friend Isaac did EXACTLY that. Spider dropped down from his rear view into his face, it scared the shit out of him and he swatted at it and went off the road on a mountain pass, putting him through a gaurdrail and down a mountain slope, slamming his 36" Sony Wega into the back of his seat. Permanent nerve damage to his back.

Please tell me that isn't serious, though that would be hard to make up

[Majikal]

And about freaking the fuck out and crashing, my friend Isaac did EXACTLY that. Spider dropped down from his rear view into his face, it scared the shit out of him and he swatted at it and went off the road on a mountain pass, putting him through a gaurdrail and down a mountain slope, slamming his 36" Sony Wega into the back of his seat. Permanent nerve damage to his back.

way to ease his mind,

sucks for ur friend though, sorry to hear that :(

[atomic]

here is a link for some spider traps then

http://www.pestcontrol-products.com/traps_spiders_insects.htm

But you will have to handle the trap with the spider in it once its caught !!! enjoy