morning sickness

[AndrewBird]

I once dated a girl who's father worked at or in some way was involved in the operation of a local dam. One night at dinner he made an incidental remark about how dams should be protected and inspected more thoroughly. He went on to say it would take a very small amount of explosive to flood the entire area they lived in and drown thousands of people. He was a strange person.

Well, it's not like he's lying. Dams only work if they have all their structure. Blow a hole in part of one and by-by dam.

[Sean]

I never ride elevators unless someone owning the building can show me a recent passing inspection. I get all scurrred.



ha.

[Bimmerboy91]

^^^^ yeah i get i litte worried riding in elevators

[LivingLegend06]

I once dated a girl who's father worked at or in some way was involved in the operation of a local dam. One night at dinner he made an incidental remark about how dams should be protected and inspected more thoroughly. He went on to say it would take a very small amount of explosive to flood the entire area they lived in and drown thousands of people. He was a strange person.

On a related note I was once in control of every security camera at the Dalles dam, or was it the John day dam, I cant remember. That would have been the perfect time for a terrorist strike though, I didn't know what I was doing with those cameras.

[schmidty]

Did this thread seriously turn into an elevator inspection debate?

yup... that and dams! :p:p


what about escalators? huh? am i right guys? Im so scared when Im riding one cause you'd be so screwed if one went into turbo mode! I dont' even want to think about it.

[kylebes1]

I once dated a girl who's father worked at or in some way was involved in the operation of a local dam. One night at dinner he made an incidental remark about how dams should be protected and inspected more thoroughly. He went on to say it would take a very small amount of explosive to flood the entire area they lived in and drown thousands of people. He was a strange person.

Was it the guy in your sig?

[mtechnik]

Oh my...all the undercover scardy cats are coming out :D !!!

[kylebes1]

Oh my...all the undercover scardy cats are coming out :D !!!

not me, i leaned my head on the Sears tower window at the 103 floor!

not as exciting as I expected, but definetly scared everyone else

[Jscotty]

it wasnt morning sickness, i was just nauseous after seeing my shit covered dick and your ass looking like the caves of tora bora. next time im going ass to mouth motherfucker

There you go again- Seeking pleasure from another man when there are so many beautiful women willing and able to put out on the first date.

what about escalators? huh? am i right guys? Im so scared when Im riding one cause you'd be so screwed if one went into turbo mode! I dont' even want to think about it.

Around here people have actually been killed by the escaltors in the subway stations. Last spring there was a guy who got on wearing a full length leather coat. The bottom edge got caught in the mechanism and the guy got ripped apart and blead to death.

[gazellebeigem3]

Was it the guy in your sig?

no but then again its not that far off...

[A.LACK]

yup... that and dams! :p:p


what about escalators? huh? am i right guys? Im so scared when Im riding one cause you'd be so screwed if one went into turbo mode! I dont' even want to think about it.

Have you ever tried running up the esclator that goes down? Its quite the workout.

[JasonC]

I find elevators and escalators fun to ride. I really like the elevators that when they get to the floor they go up some then fall really fast.

[Sean]

^^^^ yeah i get i litte worried riding in elevators

LOL I was kidding though, I never really think about it. :D

[MR 325]

what about escalators? huh? am i right guys? Im so scared when Im riding one cause you'd be so screwed if one went into turbo mode! I dont' even want to think about it.

Sorry, lol.. But I found this post to be hilarious! :)

[NC325iC]

I once dated a girl who's father worked at or in some way was involved in the operation of a local dam. One night at dinner he made an incidental remark about how dams should be protected and inspected more thoroughly. He went on to say it would take a very small amount of explosive to flood the entire area they lived in and drown thousands of people. He was a strange person.

i cant tell you how hard i laughed at this

^ and plus one to what matt sayd