dumbest site ever !!

[atomic]

This is got to be the dumbest website I have just heard about on the news. I can not believe its even legal but apparently it is. Anyways I am sure some of you will get a kick out of it so I thought I would share the link with you. ENJOY and yes its in the USA too. http://www.marryourdaughter.com/

[thectrlguy]

That's hilarious.... can you say "mail order"... they look like Russians

EDIT: Love this shit

DOs:

Be romantic! This is a marriage proposal, not a business transaction
Explain why you have chosen this particular daughter to marry out of all the others
Detail what you are looking for in a wife – what you expect out of a life-partner, the qualities that are important to you.
Describe what kind of life you would be able to provide for a wife

DON’Ts:

Do not be sexual or sexually explicit in any way.
Do not describe the Daughter’s body other than to say things like “pretty” or “beautiful smile.”
Do not specify contact info – we will provide your form to your prospective bride’s family and it is up to them to contact you either through us or directly. It is fine to write in general terms such as “northeast” or “southwest.”
Do not specify your age, except in a range such as “20s, 30s, 40s, 50s” etc.
Do not specify your income save as above in terms of what you would be able to provide
Do not include or attach a photo (you can’t anyway) – the Daughter may ask you for a photo or not, at her discretion.
Don’t include your full name.
Do not propose to multiple Daughters or all your proposals will be rejected.

[JasonC]

LOL, i thought it said "marry your daughter"

[Jon325i]

I was expecting to see a link to roadfly.org :?

Jon

[thectrlguy]

I thought that too.... too funny..

LOL, i thought it said "marry your daughter"

[Dave]

Courtney’s grandmother married at 13, her mother married at 13, and Courtney has decided she wants to keep the tradition going.

Someone needs to contact Child Protection Services on these people . . .

[JGood]

from page 2:

"Our own Little Mermaid Katie Lynn swims like a fish and isn’t happy unless she’s getting wet!"

That's my type of girl.

[Dave]

I am doubting its veracity - read the "testimonials" page. Sounds like something from "The Onion"

[Boomerang]

r3v marryourdaughter fund?
Ill let mr Blunt start the contributions

~~Matt

[blunttech]

r3v marryourdaughter fund?
Ill let mr Blunt start the contributions

~~Matt

youre on your own here matt. ive already blown my wad on the 14yo on page 3
i also inquired if she has a younger sister

[Desaevious]

Ahahahah. I lulz'd.

[Sean]

I think it's great that they are so explicit about the daughter's ages - 14 and a HALF. LMAO

Oh...and it's sick they talk about a range going from 20s to 50s. HAHAAA

[VacMan]

"Thank God for your site! Our daughter was really nervous walking down the aisle, but she seems okay now and the money we got let us keep our farm and even add on a few acres."

—Mrs. Addrien L.


"At first we were worried that Janine was too young to get married, but then her new husband bought her a house and a car and jewelry and the money we got let us buy a house for ourselves. Getting out of the trailer park at our age was the best thing that ever happened to us, and it’s all thanks to Marry Our Daughter!"

—Mr. Jack M.


“I was SO scared getting married so young, but my husband is an okay guy and I am SO proud that because of me my parents were able to get their first brand-new car and take the trip they always wanted to. I couldn’t have done it without your site!"

—Katrina K., married at 14


“Our 15 year old daughter Mary wasn’t very popular and did nothing but mope around the house bringing everybody down, so we decided to marry her off through your site. Now our house is a lot cheerier and we love our new swimming pool and Jaccuzi! We’ve told our youngest that when she turns 15 we’re going to marry her off too!"

—Mrs. James P.


“My mother thought I was getting ‘too frisky” and that I had to get married right away before I lost my purity to some high school boy. Marry Our Daughter found me a husband and my parents were able to keep their house and pay off my mother’s medical bills. I was so glad I could help them, and being married at my age (I'm 16 now) has a lot of advantages, like my own credit card!"

—Nancy A.

ive already blown my wad on the 14yo on page 3

I would think that was an unfortunate play on words, except I've seen your other posts. In which case, keep up the good work! :up:

[Bill-B]

hahahahahahahahahahahahahhaahhahahahahahahahaha

[Sean]

My favorite one is this one...theres NO WAY this is for real!

Our 15 year old daughter Mary wasn’t very popular and did nothing but mope around the house bringing everybody down, so we decided to marry her off through your site. Now our house is a lot cheerier and we love our new swimming pool and Jaccuzi! We’ve told our youngest that when she turns 15 we’re going to marry her off too!

LMAO!!!

Oh, and if I was going to marry any of these daughters, it'd be 18yo Alyssa T. :D (p4) or Malissa D. (p3)

Hahaaa