someone explain clubs to me (not a troll)

[smonkbmw]

that was grosssssss. oh well, im not to impressed with the start of this season. hope it gets better.

anyhoo back on topic

[Jonathan M3]

What a fruit cake.

Coming from the guy living in France.:giggle:

[James Crivellone]

Depends, in Seattle they will usually let anybody with a collared shirt on, and money.

In Vegas its a little more exclusive, with long lines, and very preferred treatment (IE women don't wait, get in free, etc) However once you are in, its usually a blast, minus the 12 dollar drinks..

[Massive Lee]

Hi Boomerang.

As was said, doormen/bouncers, are hired for safety purpose mostly. To make sure there won't be fights every night - alcohol and testosterone don't always mix right. But also they ensure there are the right ingredients in the house. Clubbing is part of the things all boys and girls do in their younger age and is usually mandated by their sexual drive and need to mate, or need to clean away a very boring working week. Then, older adults usually go to more quiet places, or they spend their weekends at track events and have even more fun... still to wash away a very boring working week...

[DEV0 E30]

Debbie: I'm not gonna go to the end of the fucking line, who the fuck are you? I have just as much of a right to be here as any of these little skanky girls. What, am I not skanky enough for you, you want me to hike up my fucking skirt? What the fuck is your problem? I'm not going anywhere, you're just some roided out freak with a fucking clipboard. And your stupid little fucking rope! You know what, you may have power now but you are not god. You're a doorman, okay. You're a doorman, doorman, doorman, doorman, doorman, so... Fuck You! You fucking fag with your fucking little faggy gloves.

Doorman: I know... you're right. I'm so sorry, I fuckin' hate this job. I don't want to be the one to pass judgement, decide who gets in. Shit makes me sick to my stomach, I get the runs from the stress. It's not cause you're not hot, I would love to tap that ass. I would tear that ass up. I can't let you in cause you're old as fuck. For this club, you know, not for the earth.

Debbie: What?

Doorman: You old, she pregnant. Can't have a bunch of old pregnant bitches running around. That's crazy, I'm only allowed to let in five percent black people. He said that, that means if there's 25 people here I get to let in one and a quarter black people. So I gotta hope there's a midget in the crowd.

[Boomerang]

thanks guys, i guess that clears up my questions and the myths behind clubbing ^_^
i guess i find clubbing pointless because i want to meet women interested in marriage.
Boomerang <---23 year old virgin next month

[Massive Lee]

Hey Boomerang.

If mariage and making babies is what you are looking after, I am afraid you may remain a virgin for another decade. Nowadays, girls/women are into getting steady only when their biological clock is ticking too loud. Until then, they take advantage of what life has to offer. But hey, it's your choice.

Nothing should keep you from enjoying life and have a few drinks with friends, dancing on good music. You don't have to go in clubs only to meet women. Go out with your buddies and enjoy life.

[M42Technik]

Boomerang <---23 year old virgin next month

Wow, that is something I would not openly admit...

[FredK]

we read between the lines

[Massive Lee]

It's indeed very surprising to be a virgin at 23, especially when there's constant pressure on little 13 year old girls to act like sluts, and boys to be pimps. But when we think of it, at least Boomerang never had regrets about the ugly girls he banged when he was drunk. I only hope he does that by personal choice, and not under religious pressure. We know what happens to priests who practice "abstinence"...

[e30 gangsta]

Debbie: I'm not gonna go to the end of the fucking line, who the fuck are you? I have just as much of a right to be here as any of these little skanky girls. What, am I not skanky enough for you, you want me to hike up my fucking skirt? What the fuck is your problem? I'm not going anywhere, you're just some roided out freak with a fucking clipboard. And your stupid little fucking rope! You know what, you may have power now but you are not god. You're a doorman, okay. You're a doorman, doorman, doorman, doorman, doorman, so... Fuck You! You fucking fag with your fucking little faggy gloves.

Doorman: I know... you're right. I'm so sorry, I fuckin' hate this job. I don't want to be the one to pass judgement, decide who gets in. Shit makes me sick to my stomach, I get the runs from the stress. It's not cause you're not hot, I would love to tap that ass. I would tear that ass up. I can't let you in cause you're old as fuck. For this club, you know, not for the earth.

Debbie: What?

Doorman: You old, she pregnant. Can't have a bunch of old pregnant bitches running around. That's crazy, I'm only allowed to let in five percent black people. He said that, that means if there's 25 people here I get to let in one and a quarter black people. So I gotta hope there's a midget in the crowd.

LMAO I LOVE THAT MOVIE

best tip to go clubbing on south beach. Always FUCKING always go with a girl. Does not have to be your g.f. But if you go with a bunch of guys your never going to get in. The more girls with you the faster the line will be for you.

[nando]

Hey Boomerang.

If mariage and making babies is what you are looking after, I am afraid you may remain a virgin for another decade. Nowadays, girls/women are into getting steady only when their biological clock is ticking too loud. Until then, they take advantage of what life has to offer. But hey, it's your choice.

Nothing should keep you from enjoying life and have a few drinks with friends, dancing on good music. You don't have to go in clubs only to meet women. Go out with your buddies and enjoy life.

yeah, dumb skanky sluts who spend their entire 20s in the bar until they are all used up are DEFINITELY the only girls worth dating. :roll:

[Mr.sexymorningvoice]

Ok so i dont really like "clubbing", never have gone or anything and never will. But why is there a guy, at least on tv and movies that only lets certain people in? I guess they could be considered a bouncer but not really. Is this in real life too? If so why do they do it?
*holds up flame shield*

havn't you ever seen knocked up? it explains it very well actually

[92 mtechnic cabrio]

1. Maintain M/F ratio
2. Ensure fire code isn't broken
3. Kick out trouble makers
4. ID check
5. 21+/-21 wristbands if an 18+ club
6. If it's name exclusive, then yeah, they have a list of names

The main thing that I see bouncers do is enforce the 1 in/1 out rule, because most venues fill to capacity just as they enter peak time.

[CleanAzzE30z]

Come to L.A...... there are "bouncers" that choose who gets in, valid ID or not.



Mariano