someone explain clubs to me (not a troll)

[CleanAzzE30z]

I'm gonna grind up on every piece of waffleswaffleswaffleswaffleswaffles until my fucking dick falls off

Yeah, this collar's popped, cause I'm the fuckin' man, and everyone should fuckin' know it

You are my new best friend. My gf calls me a man whore. Shes right.


Mariano

[T3rd Ferguson]

I'm gonna grind up on every piece of waffleswaffleswaffleswaffleswaffles until my fucking dick falls off

Yeah, this collar's popped, cause I'm the fuckin' man, and everyone should fuckin' know it

[M42Technik]

Man are you going to suck at fucking when you do it.

:rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl:

LORD that was funny.

Also truth.

[CleanAzzE30z]

Man are you going to suck at fucking when you do it. Im just giving you a hard time. Your choice is your choice and I respect that and know there is a certain amount of discipline involved. But its also nice if you dont judge others who dont share your way of life. Im not saying you are, Im just saying in general.

Mariano

[Farbin Kaiber]

With what you say, clubs are not where you should be looking. Dude, you NEED to start conversation with an older woman. I suggest Grocery stores, veggie isle, conversations are where it starts for someone with your attitude. Get accustomed to how "the machine" works and master it, one step at a time. I will admit, I never picked up a woman at a club, you get what you pay for. Plus, the ones that are not freaks, are the ones that are REAL freaks. Maybe pickup on women at a Catholic bake sale, thats where to find em.


IF you put the banging first, thats just what you will get.... FUCKED. First comes the ability to convo, and connect without getting sweaty hands and the shakes and studders, then everything else falls into place.

[Funkmasta]

You are definitely free to make your own choices, but without prior experience, you will ALWAYS be left wondering what it would be like to be with another girl.

desire creates opportunity...

I would never marry a girl that was a virgin before I met her. I would want her to experience the fact that most other guys on the face of the earth are douchebags, and that she has it quite nicely being with me.


maybe that doesnt make sense, what eva

[Boomerang]

Are you fucking kidding me???? Part of me wants to shake your hand, the other part wants to slap you in the face. Dunnno why.



Mariano

sorry to get back so late, forgot i made this topic haha

i haven't seen knocked up yet but i ordered it on netflix since everyone said it was pretty funny

Im waiting until marriage or until a steady relationship happens.
A lot of my friends always brag about how they went to parties and banged some girl but for some reason that kind of thing doesn't do anything for me. Its not the way my parents raised me or anything, i personally don't believe in sleeping around or having sex outside marriage, those are my own beliefs though. I get mixed feelings from everyone though, some say its good, some say its not. I am missing out on a lot of potential fun with girls but i think waiting will pay off. As ridiculous as that sounds.

Thats not to say i havent had the chance to bang a hot girl before, but i would feel guilty because i probably would think the same a parent would about their daughter having sex with some random guy. To each his own i guess.

The only place ive ever been was to a bar with a friend about a month ago, but not to interact with other people, its just not for me.

I might go a few times with friends just to see what the club scene is all about and to interact with women just for the experience.

[dvs909]

Around here its pretty laid back, most of the clubs i go to minors get in real easy with friends or siblings Id's that dont even look like them. im underage and im belligerently drunk whenever i go clubbing and i get in everytime. ive heard its different in other places.

i do get to see tons of sweet fights, bouncers are crazy.
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Drug testing kit

[steinbachphoto]

Debbie: I'm not gonna go to the end of the fucking line, who the fuck are you? I have just as much of a right to be here as any of these little skanky girls. What, am I not skanky enough for you, you want me to hike up my fucking skirt? What the fuck is your problem? I'm not going anywhere, you're just some roided out freak with a fucking clipboard. And your stupid little fucking rope! You know what, you may have power now but you are not god. You're a doorman, okay. You're a doorman, doorman, doorman, doorman, doorman, so... Fuck You! You fucking fag with your fucking little faggy gloves.

Doorman: I know... you're right. I'm so sorry, I fuckin' hate this job. I don't want to be the one to pass judgement, decide who gets in. Shit makes me sick to my stomach, I get the runs from the stress. It's not cause you're not hot, I would love to tap that ass. I would tear that ass up. I can't let you in cause you're old as fuck. For this club, you know, not for the earth.

Debbie: What?

Doorman: You old, she pregnant. Can't have a bunch of old pregnant bitches running around. That's crazy, I'm only allowed to let in five percent black people. He said that, that means if there's 25 people here I get to let in one and a quarter black people. So I gotta hope there's a midget in the crowd.

knocked up FTW!

[CleanAzzE30z]

thanks guys, i guess that clears up my questions and the myths behind clubbing ^_^
i guess i find clubbing pointless because i want to meet women interested in marriage.
Boomerang <---23 year old virgin next month

Are you fucking kidding me???? Part of me wants to shake your hand, the other part wants to slap you in the face. Dunnno why.



Mariano

[CleanAzzE30z]

Come to L.A...... there are "bouncers" that choose who gets in, valid ID or not.



Mariano

[92 mtechnic cabrio]

1. Maintain M/F ratio
2. Ensure fire code isn't broken
3. Kick out trouble makers
4. ID check
5. 21+/-21 wristbands if an 18+ club
6. If it's name exclusive, then yeah, they have a list of names

The main thing that I see bouncers do is enforce the 1 in/1 out rule, because most venues fill to capacity just as they enter peak time.

[Mr.sexymorningvoice]

Ok so i dont really like "clubbing", never have gone or anything and never will. But why is there a guy, at least on tv and movies that only lets certain people in? I guess they could be considered a bouncer but not really. Is this in real life too? If so why do they do it?
*holds up flame shield*

havn't you ever seen knocked up? it explains it very well actually

[nando]

Hey Boomerang.

If mariage and making babies is what you are looking after, I am afraid you may remain a virgin for another decade. Nowadays, girls/women are into getting steady only when their biological clock is ticking too loud. Until then, they take advantage of what life has to offer. But hey, it's your choice.

Nothing should keep you from enjoying life and have a few drinks with friends, dancing on good music. You don't have to go in clubs only to meet women. Go out with your buddies and enjoy life.

yeah, dumb skanky sluts who spend their entire 20s in the bar until they are all used up are DEFINITELY the only girls worth dating. :roll:

[e30 gangsta]

Debbie: I'm not gonna go to the end of the fucking line, who the fuck are you? I have just as much of a right to be here as any of these little skanky girls. What, am I not skanky enough for you, you want me to hike up my fucking skirt? What the fuck is your problem? I'm not going anywhere, you're just some roided out freak with a fucking clipboard. And your stupid little fucking rope! You know what, you may have power now but you are not god. You're a doorman, okay. You're a doorman, doorman, doorman, doorman, doorman, so... Fuck You! You fucking fag with your fucking little faggy gloves.

Doorman: I know... you're right. I'm so sorry, I fuckin' hate this job. I don't want to be the one to pass judgement, decide who gets in. Shit makes me sick to my stomach, I get the runs from the stress. It's not cause you're not hot, I would love to tap that ass. I would tear that ass up. I can't let you in cause you're old as fuck. For this club, you know, not for the earth.

Debbie: What?

Doorman: You old, she pregnant. Can't have a bunch of old pregnant bitches running around. That's crazy, I'm only allowed to let in five percent black people. He said that, that means if there's 25 people here I get to let in one and a quarter black people. So I gotta hope there's a midget in the crowd.

LMAO I LOVE THAT MOVIE

best tip to go clubbing on south beach. Always FUCKING always go with a girl. Does not have to be your g.f. But if you go with a bunch of guys your never going to get in. The more girls with you the faster the line will be for you.