Our favorite topless friend getting a divorce

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  • h0lmes

    #226
    Wtf?!?! If they force r3v to shutdown we can just rename it r4vlimited and everything will be ok.

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    • s0urce
      R3VLimited
      • Dec 2004
      • 2933

      #227
      Wait, Kate is a dyke? How the fuck did I miss that? Was this out of choice or the lack of dick flowing her direction?
      tasty

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      • Fidhle007
        I can fly, motherfucker
        • Oct 2005
        • 7209

        #228
        Originally posted by s0urce
        Wait, Kate is a dyke? How the fuck did I miss that? Was this out of choice or the lack of dick flowing her direction?

        Dude! Get out from under that rock more often!
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        • joshh
          R3V OG
          • Aug 2004
          • 6195

          #229
          Holy shit this thread is making me lmao. Now this is good stuff. You young guys are cruel but funny as hell. Chicks just don't know when they're ugly as snot. Too many guys have pumped them full of bullshit so they can pump them full of something else.
          Last edited by joshh; 01-03-2008, 01:59 AM.
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          • stevofthahill
            R3VLimited
            • Apr 2005
            • 2468

            #230
            this shit is just too entertaining, reminds me all too much of a particular south park scene...

            "This is LES BOS!!!!"

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            • Desaevious
              No R3VLimiter
              • Aug 2007
              • 3810

              #231
              Aahhhh its good to wake up and get an early morning laugh before starting your day.:D

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              • Firestorm
                Mod Crazy
                • Jul 2004
                • 795

                #232
                Originally posted by Mr. Anderson
                Holy shit guys, time for the MOTHER of all Kate525i updates:



                Holy shit, i thought that was a guy in those two pics, holy shit.

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                • BimmerTom
                  Wrencher
                  • May 2006
                  • 255

                  #233
                  LOL. That is literally too funny.

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                  • Massive Lee
                    R3V OG
                    • Sep 2006
                    • 6782

                    #234
                    He, he. The dyke who looks like a guy is indeed quite caricatural of lesbians (in the "look at me, I am tough and could grow facial/chest hair if I wanted" type), but hey, come on guys, Kate is maybe a bit round, but she's still sexy and has a great cheerfull face. She also seems to have great humors. And she showed a lot of maturity by letting the little boyz "bully" her.

                    Come on Kate honey. Call me anytime. We both agree that Fiddle may not have been the best lay (you don't need a guy who understands you, you need a man to look up to - just as you look up to that tough dyke) and that's not reason for not letting guys have a taste of your charms. I'll put my house on fire just for you to come rescue me, but please leave the tough girl at home :up: .
                    Brake harder. Go faster. No shit.

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                    • psloan
                      R3V OG
                      • Nov 2006
                      • 9815

                      #235
                      What a score for the butch dyke. Kate obviously got the short end of the stick.
                      "We praise or find fault, depending on which of the two provides more opportunity for our powers of judgement to shine."

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                      • Farbin Kaiber
                        Lil' Puppet
                        • Jul 2007
                        • 29502

                        #236
                        I say the new man in her life is a Paramedic. Just when I thought it could not get any better.

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                        • psloan
                          R3V OG
                          • Nov 2006
                          • 9815

                          #237
                          Seriously - you can't write shit better than this.
                          "We praise or find fault, depending on which of the two provides more opportunity for our powers of judgement to shine."

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                          • Massive Lee
                            R3V OG
                            • Sep 2006
                            • 6782

                            #238
                            Originally posted by psloan
                            Kate obviously got the short end of the stick.

                            No. No. No. The short end of the "stick" was our friend Fiddle's. With the butch dyke, there's no "stick" at all.

                            Seriously, if my ex would turn dyke after leaving me, I would doubt my "manhood". Isn't that a bit insulting? But hey, as long as I can watch and jump in the game. I am allright...
                            Brake harder. Go faster. No shit.

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                            • psloan
                              R3V OG
                              • Nov 2006
                              • 9815

                              #239
                              Originally posted by Massive Lee
                              No. No. No. The short end of the "stick" was Fiddle's. With the butch dyke, there's no "stick" at all.
                              If there is it's rubber and double sided with a fist on each end.
                              "We praise or find fault, depending on which of the two provides more opportunity for our powers of judgement to shine."

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                              • Jonathan M3
                                E30 Mastermind
                                • Oct 2003
                                • 1837

                                #240
                                This thread has done wonders for my otherwise shitty morning :rofl: :rofl:


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