Our favorite topless friend getting a divorce

[Justin B]

This is pure comedy gold, except the even funnier part is its all real. LMAO

This thread delivers.

[imsotyerred]

[Massive Lee]

I wonder what lesbians do that man can't.

[imsotyerred]

http://images.amazon.com/images/P/15...1.LZZZZZZZ.jpg

i know what i want for my birthday...only if it has full color pics with those two on the cover.

[Turf1600]

Holy shit guys, time for the MOTHER of all Kate525i updates:

If you look closely you can see the outline of a dong. Maybe one of those inflatable numbers made from arm skin?

[Fidhle007]

No. No. No. The short end of the "stick" was our friend Fiddle's. With the butch dyke, there's no "stick" at all.

Seriously, if my ex would turn dyke after leaving me, I would doubt my "manhood". Isn't that a bit insulting? But hey, as long as I can watch and jump in the game. I am allright...

You're entirely right, but I just tell myself that after my manhood she knew she couldn't find anything else that would compare. At that point she just went the opposite direction...

I drive a BMW, I make no promises... :(

[Jonathan M3]

I wonder what lesbians do that man can't.

Scissor.

[BigD]

Wait, what? Fuck catching up on this shit is harder than trying to figure out a 24V swap from the sticky thread. At least that bitch doesn't grow 4 pages for everyone I manage to skim through.

[Massive Lee]

I wonder if the "scissor" might be only a man's fantasy. I am pretty sure that women better know how to please each other.

[imsotyerred]

I wonder if the "scissor" might be only a man's fantasy. I am pretty sure that women better know how to please each other.

i shall direct you to exhibit A: animated gif thread



therefore, lesbians do the scissors all the time...obviously

[delatlanta1281]

Oh that's nice.

[george graves]

Anyone know her ex-husband? The one she dumped for this man-woman?

It would be nice if we would all chipped in a few bucks and buy the guy a night out at a strip club. I'm sure he could use a lap dance right about now.

[Massive Lee]

Hmmm... It looks like fun. I want to be a lesbian too.

[Fidhle007]

Anyone know her ex-husband? The one she dumped for this man-woman?

It would be nice if we would all chipped in a few bucks and buy the guy a night out at a strip club. I'm sure he could use a lap dance right about now.

Yeah, I know him pretty well, this whole fiasco has been a bit of a bonding experience for us. I suppose now he and I have to hook up just to complete the circle of debauchery....

[george graves]

Butch Dyke:

A lesbian that plays the "male" role in the relationship. Her characteristics consist of Spikey Hair, Flannel shirts, Mild Facial Hair and a Deeper voice. This is the one who straps on the dildo and pounds the other dyke in the ass. Common Occupations: Trucker, LumberJack, Mechanic and Custodian.

Dyke 1: "Hey Hunny, How was work?"
Dyke 2: "Well it started off good until my 18-wheeler got a flat and I had to make a pit-stop. The flat cost me $125 and a blow job, But things got better when I picked up a gap-toothed 15 yr. old and jammed it in her ass a couple times..."