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    #16
    Originally posted by Il Duce View Post
    I'm sorry your job sucks. :(
    My job doesnt suck, I actually like it a lot. We just act like grownups thats all.

    As time went on, the factory developed the car each year, making it faster, more comfortable, and capable of handling at higher speeds.
    You don’t want this. You want the trickiest, most dangerous, oldest model you can find. Only then can you prove to the world that you’re a man.

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      #17
      Originally posted by Il Duce View Post
      nerf pwns you (and motorcycle helmets). I've found that the maverick is great for quick shots out the window in traffic to let people know that they're driving like an asshole. (don't judge me)



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      i got one of these with about 30 extra suction cup darts. they stick to all kinds of shit, pretty fun.
      IG: @Baye30

      FRONT VALENCE IS ZENDER!!! STOP FILLING MY PM BOX PPL!!!

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        #18
        Originally posted by madjurgen View Post
        My job doesnt suck, I actually like it a lot. We just act like grownups thats all.
        grownups suck.

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          #19
          i got a maverick rev 6.... me and my buddies all have nerf guns

          ive found that the whistler darts shoot farther than the suction cup ones and are generally more accurare.... just gotta trim about 1/8 inch off the ends to fit them in the barrel.

          oh and for the longshot and the other gun shown in the first post you can squeeze 7 darts into the cartridge.

          but all in all i say Maverick FTMFW it has decent range its easy to reload, mod, and NEVER JAMS unlike the longshot and all other of the cartridge style guns
          Originally posted by ebelements
          Also, for those who don't know, negative camber is the greatest thing since sliced bread(panera). Even tire wear is for city busses and the elderly.

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            #20
            Originally posted by madjurgen View Post
            You'd get canned so quick if you were found with any of this kiddie shit at my office. Get to work you dopeoffs.
            Originally posted by madjurgen View Post
            My job doesnt suck, I actually like it a lot. We just act like grownups thats all.
            STFU. You aren't better then everyone else just because you aren't allowed to have a nerf gun at your desk. Some people have fun in different ways then discussing plans for "Hawaiian shirt Friday" in front of the water cooler.
            85 325e m60b44 6 speed / 89 535i
            e30 restoration and V8 swap
            24 Hours of Lemons e30 build

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              #21
              ^

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                #22
                Originally posted by JGood View Post
                STFU. You aren't better then everyone else just because you aren't allowed to have a nerf gun at your desk. Some people have fun in different ways then discussing plans for "Hawaiian shirt Friday" in front of the water cooler.
                W I N

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                  #23
                  i work in a mail room, so we use these giant rubber bands, they have enough strength to shoot full water bottles almost 20 feet. after u freeze them, u can wake someone up real quick.
                  Originally posted by BillBrasky
                  That's like Vlad challenging Chip Foose to a car painting contest.
                  Originally posted by acolella76
                  i'm pretty sure 'Phillis' is short for syphilis
                  2007 CVPI, stock and slow
                  1994 tercel, 5efhe swap, i/h/e
                  1984 t-type, 5.3/th350 swap in progress

                  My newest addition:
                  Rebecca Arlene, born 4/19/2013

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                    #24
                    Originally posted by ieatpeople View Post
                    i work in a mail room, so we use these giant rubber bands, they have enough strength to shoot full water bottles almost 20 feet. after u freeze them, u can wake someone up real quick.
                    that would hurt, I like it :)

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                      #25
                      Those nail guns are the dope shit. You have to push down the safety on the front of the barrel for them to fire, so I created a small tool to reach forward and depress it. Its pretty much game on after that.

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                        #26
                        We just make cock jokes all day to kill the time.

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                          #27
                          Originally posted by JGood View Post
                          STFU. You aren't better then everyone else just because you aren't allowed to have a nerf gun at your desk. Some people have fun in different ways then discussing plans for "Hawaiian shirt Friday" in front of the water cooler.
                          Riiiiight. So because I supposedly discuss 'plans for "Hawaiian shirt Friday" in front of the water cooler', youre cooler than me because you act like youre still in middle school?

                          As time went on, the factory developed the car each year, making it faster, more comfortable, and capable of handling at higher speeds.
                          You don’t want this. You want the trickiest, most dangerous, oldest model you can find. Only then can you prove to the world that you’re a man.

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                            #28
                            Originally posted by Money$hift View Post
                            Those nail guns are the dope shit. You have to push down the safety on the front of the barrel for them to fire, so I created a small tool to reach forward and depress it. Its pretty much game on after that.

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                              #29
                              Originally posted by madjurgen View Post
                              My job doesnt suck, I actually like it a lot. We just act like grownups thats all.
                              Sounds like a ton of SUCK to me.
                              tasty

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                                #30
                                Originally posted by madjurgen View Post
                                Riiiiight. So because I supposedly discuss 'plans for "Hawaiian shirt Friday" in front of the water cooler', youre cooler than me because you act like youre still in middle school?
                                note: you're on an e30 forum... we have very few future leaders of the world here. if they have fun with nerf guns while "working" let them be, a lot of people in this thread are still going to be fucking losers in 5 years at the same job with the same cars and still trying to bust a foam dart in a co-worker's ass.

                                plus, this is on the internet and there are a lot of computer guys and some "creative" companies let them play so they don't suck on the barrel of a real gun from boredom. Ryan S has a slide at his work, and the IT guys would go nuts if fun wasn't included.

                                but in the end, i'd rather work for a company that has employees more concerned with being productive than modding a child's toy

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