Official 'Office Warefar' thread

[madjurgen]

I'm sorry your job sucks. :(

My job doesnt suck, I actually like it a lot. We just act like grownups thats all.

[golde30]

nerf pwns you (and motorcycle helmets). I've found that the maverick is great for quick shots out the window in traffic to let people know that they're driving like an asshole. (don't judge me)



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i got one of these with about 30 extra suction cup darts. they stick to all kinds of shit, pretty fun.

[myinfernalbmw]

My job doesnt suck, I actually like it a lot. We just act like grownups thats all.

grownups suck.

[sticksdaman]

i got a maverick rev 6.... me and my buddies all have nerf guns

ive found that the whistler darts shoot farther than the suction cup ones and are generally more accurare.... just gotta trim about 1/8 inch off the ends to fit them in the barrel.

oh and for the longshot and the other gun shown in the first post you can squeeze 7 darts into the cartridge.

but all in all i say Maverick FTMFW it has decent range its easy to reload, mod, and NEVER JAMS unlike the longshot and all other of the cartridge style guns

[JGood]

You'd get canned so quick if you were found with any of this kiddie shit at my office. Get to work you dopeoffs.

My job doesnt suck, I actually like it a lot. We just act like grownups thats all.

STFU. You aren't better then everyone else just because you aren't allowed to have a nerf gun at your desk. Some people have fun in different ways then discussing plans for "Hawaiian shirt Friday" in front of the water cooler.

[CorvallisBMW]

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[Miasma]

STFU. You aren't better then everyone else just because you aren't allowed to have a nerf gun at your desk. Some people have fun in different ways then discussing plans for "Hawaiian shirt Friday" in front of the water cooler.

W I N

[ieatpeople]

i work in a mail room, so we use these giant rubber bands, they have enough strength to shoot full water bottles almost 20 feet. after u freeze them, u can wake someone up real quick.

[CorvallisBMW]

i work in a mail room, so we use these giant rubber bands, they have enough strength to shoot full water bottles almost 20 feet. after u freeze them, u can wake someone up real quick.

that would hurt, I like it :)

[Money$hit]

Those nail guns are the dope shit. You have to push down the safety on the front of the barrel for them to fire, so I created a small tool to reach forward and depress it. Its pretty much game on after that.

[scabzzzz]

We just make cock jokes all day to kill the time.

[madjurgen]

STFU. You aren't better then everyone else just because you aren't allowed to have a nerf gun at your desk. Some people have fun in different ways then discussing plans for "Hawaiian shirt Friday" in front of the water cooler.

Riiiiight. So because I supposedly discuss 'plans for "Hawaiian shirt Friday" in front of the water cooler', youre cooler than me because you act like youre still in middle school?

[Il Duce]

Those nail guns are the dope shit. You have to push down the safety on the front of the barrel for them to fire, so I created a small tool to reach forward and depress it. Its pretty much game on after that.

[s0urce]

My job doesnt suck, I actually like it a lot. We just act like grownups thats all.

Sounds like a ton of SUCK to me.

[rwh11385]

Riiiiight. So because I supposedly discuss 'plans for "Hawaiian shirt Friday" in front of the water cooler', youre cooler than me because you act like youre still in middle school?

note: you're on an e30 forum... we have very few future leaders of the world here. if they have fun with nerf guns while "working" let them be, a lot of people in this thread are still going to be fucking losers in 5 years at the same job with the same cars and still trying to bust a foam dart in a co-worker's ass.

plus, this is on the internet and there are a lot of computer guys and some "creative" companies let them play so they don't suck on the barrel of a real gun from boredom. Ryan S has a slide at his work, and the IT guys would go nuts if fun wasn't included.

but in the end, i'd rather work for a company that has employees more concerned with being productive than modding a child's toy