BEST EPIC WIN EVER. And i do mean EVER!!!11

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  • dvmotorsports
    Mod Crazy
    • Apr 2008
    • 658

    #1

    BEST EPIC WIN EVER. And i do mean EVER!!!11

    A 13 year old from Texas who stole his Dad's credit card and ordered two hookers from an escort agency, has today been convicted of fraud and given a three year community order.

    Ralph Hardy, a 13 year old from Newark, Texas confessed to ordering an extra credit card from his father's existing credit card company, and took his friends on a $30,000 spending spree, culminating in playing "Halo" on an Xbox with a couple of hookers in a Texas motel.

    The credit card company involved said it was regular practice to send extra credit cards out as long as all security questions are answered.

    The escort girls who were released without charge, told the arresting officers something was up when the kids said they would rather play Xbox than get down to business.

    Police said they were alerted to the motel by a concerned delivery clerk, whom after delivering supplies of Dr Pepper, Fritos and Oreos had been asked by the kids where they could score some chicks and were willing to pay. They explained they had just made a big score at a "World of Warcraft" tournament and wanted to get some relaxation. On noting the boys age the delivery clerk informed the authorities.

    When police arrived at the motel they found $3,000 in cash, numerous electronic gadgets, an Xbox video console with numerous games, and the two local escort girls.

    Ralph had reportedly told police that his father wouldn't mind, as it was his birthday last week and he had forgot to get him a present. The father, a lawyer said he had been too busy, but would take him on a surprise trip to Disneyland instead.

    Asked why he ordered two escorts, Ralph said he thought it was the thing to do when you win a "World of Warcraft" tournament. They told the suspicious working girls they were people of restricted growth working with a traveling circus, and as State law does not allow those with disabilities to be discriminated against they had no right to refuse them.

    The $1,000 a night girls sensing something up played "Halo" on the Xbox with the kids, instead of selling their sexual services.

    Ralph's ambition is to one day become a politician.
    FTMFW
    Originally posted by jrhaile
    For the record I have never fucked a goat.
  • Jordan325iC
    E30 Mastermind
    • Aug 2005
    • 1697

    #2
    "I hope the hookers and x-box were worth it, son, because you just spent your college fund."

    '88 325is
    VP UT of Austin Autoholics
    BMWCCA 380364

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    • PiercedE30
      R3V Elite
      • Apr 2005
      • 4220

      #3
      HAHAHAHAHAHA

      :rofl: :rofl:
      My 2.9L Build!

      Originally posted by Ernest Hemingway
      There are only three sports: bullfighting, motor racing, and mountaineering; all the rest are merely games.

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      • george graves
        I waste 90% of my day here and all I got was this stupid title
        • Oct 2003
        • 19986

        #4
        EPIC! That kid deserves a metal.
        Originally posted by Matt-B
        hey does anyone know anyone who gets upset and makes electronics?

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        • Jand3rson
          Banned
          • Oct 2003
          • 37587

          #5
          Originally posted by george graves
          EPIC! That kid deserves a metal.
          Maybe a medal made of metal?

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          • Farbin Kaiber
            Lil' Puppet
            • Jul 2007
            • 29502

            #6
            Originally posted by Mr. Anderson
            Maybe a medal made of metal?

            That was even funnier.

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            • moatilliatta
              R3V OG
              • Feb 2005
              • 6121

              #7
              Best epic thread evar1!1!!

              I was up above it, Now I'm down in it ~ Entropy - A Build thread.
              @Zakspeed_US

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              • dvmotorsports
                Mod Crazy
                • Apr 2008
                • 658

                #8
                motion for sticky. all in favor say "yay"
                Originally posted by jrhaile
                For the record I have never fucked a goat.

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                • Miasma
                  R3VLimited
                  • Apr 2007
                  • 2009

                  #9
                  Amazing.

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                  • Danny
                    Moderator
                    • Feb 2008
                    • 14217

                    #10
                    "Ralph's ambition is to one day become a politician."

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                    • Jean
                      Moderator
                      • Aug 2006
                      • 18228

                      #11
                      ROFL crazy
                      Mtech1 v8 build thread - https://www.r3vlimited.com/board/sho...d.php?t=413205



                      OEM v8 manual chip or dme - https://www.r3vlimited.com/board/sho....php?p=4938827

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                      • TwoJ's
                        R3V Elite
                        • Oct 2005
                        • 4908

                        #12
                        Originally posted by dvmotorsports
                        motion for sticky. all in favor say "yay"
                        Funny, but no.

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                        • cferb
                          E30 Fanatic
                          • May 2006
                          • 1442

                          #13
                          The escort girls who were released without charge, told the arresting officers something was up when the kids said they would rather play Xbox than get down to business.
                          They didn't notice something was up when the kids were 13?!

                          btw, voted gay. At 13 I for sure would have rather had sex with a $1000 hooker than play xbox
                          sigpic

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                          • QuorumCAll
                            Noobie
                            • Apr 2006
                            • 34

                            #14
                            Originally posted by Mr. Anderson
                            Maybe a medal made of metal?
                            Or a metal made of mettle?

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                            • Farbin Kaiber
                              Lil' Puppet
                              • Jul 2007
                              • 29502

                              #15
                              But not meddling with the metal medal.

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