Sup guys
I live on a street where we have problems with our neighbors taking up parking spaces even though they have space in their driveway. I've been parking my car on the street for who knows how long and out of the blue, my neighbor starts parking her dumb kia in the same space I used to park my car. Now I own three cars so it's hard to find parking when my driveway is already fully occupied. I hate it when she parks in my spot so one night I went out and I broke her tail light, and I keyed the shit outta the car! We hang outside on the front porch all the time and we throw cigarette butts into their backyard to get back at her leaving her kia in my parking space. They each think it's each other leaving their butts in the backyard but it's actually me! Hahahaha! Every once in a while I like to have a few beers to drink, and when I get drunk, i get violent. One night I even threw eggs at these birds in the sky, but i kept missing and the eggs would land on the neighbor's house, OOPS. OH WELL TOO BAD FOR THEM! Anyways this is where the fun part comes, last night my neighbor left his car unlocked so i went in and took this sweet VW corrado hoodie and a bunch of music CDs, hey, he doesn't drive a corrado, I don't either, but my friend does, and it's his birthday soon! He has shitty taste in music though, i only listen to rap and techno. My friend says this guy's a wierdo anyway, everytime he sees my neighbor, the neighbor uses hand signs to show my friend he's a virgin, what gives?
I live on a street where we have problems with our neighbors taking up parking spaces even though they have space in their driveway. I've been parking my car on the street for who knows how long and out of the blue, my neighbor starts parking her dumb kia in the same space I used to park my car. Now I own three cars so it's hard to find parking when my driveway is already fully occupied. I hate it when she parks in my spot so one night I went out and I broke her tail light, and I keyed the shit outta the car! We hang outside on the front porch all the time and we throw cigarette butts into their backyard to get back at her leaving her kia in my parking space. They each think it's each other leaving their butts in the backyard but it's actually me! Hahahaha! Every once in a while I like to have a few beers to drink, and when I get drunk, i get violent. One night I even threw eggs at these birds in the sky, but i kept missing and the eggs would land on the neighbor's house, OOPS. OH WELL TOO BAD FOR THEM! Anyways this is where the fun part comes, last night my neighbor left his car unlocked so i went in and took this sweet VW corrado hoodie and a bunch of music CDs, hey, he doesn't drive a corrado, I don't either, but my friend does, and it's his birthday soon! He has shitty taste in music though, i only listen to rap and techno. My friend says this guy's a wierdo anyway, everytime he sees my neighbor, the neighbor uses hand signs to show my friend he's a virgin, what gives?
R.I.P 07/01/09 - 04/23/10 :(
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