Someone is fucking with my pool.... I need revenge ideas.

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  • atomic
    R3V Elite
    • Jun 2007
    • 5691

    #31
    Come swinging out of a tree on a rope wearing a Ninja outfit so they can not see who you are. And whip their ass...









    Really set up a camera to catch the act. You are most likely dealing with some young teenage neighborhood baggypants and might not be the only house on the street with stuff being vandalized.

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    • BrewCity11
      R3VLimited
      • Mar 2008
      • 2335

      #32
      Originally posted by Farbin Kaiber

      I was referring to examples such as:

      -burglar broke in, cut himself on window, sues
      -burglar broke in, tripped on kids toys and breaks leg, sues
      -burglar falls through skylight, falls onto kitchen knife, sues

      Getting shot in the back is a little different. He probably could've beat the shit out of him and been ok, but shooting at his spinal cord is a little harsh.
      turk@gutenparts.com

      Originally posted by Janderson
      Properly placed zip ties will hold bridges together.

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      • Money$hit
        Banned
        • Mar 2008
        • 1604

        #33
        Originally posted by Joe318is
        shhhhhhhhh....
        fuck you joe.

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        • AndrewBird
          The Mad Scientist
          • Oct 2003
          • 11892

          #34
          Why not cal your local police department and ask them what to do? Maybe there have been other vandalism cases and they will be willing to help you catch them.

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          • Farbin Kaiber
            Lil' Puppet
            • Jul 2007
            • 29502

            #35
            Originally posted by BrewCity11
            I was referring to examples such as:

            -burglar broke in, cut himself on window, sues
            -burglar broke in, tripped on kids toys and breaks leg, sues
            -burglar falls through skylight, falls onto kitchen knife, sues

            Getting shot in the back is a little different. He probably could've beat the shit out of him and been ok, but shooting at his spinal cord is a little harsh.
            Well, I guess it does not count in the e-peen interwebz world, but, I did have a customer get sued due to someone cutting thru his front yard (Corner property) and slipped on his "chained" driveway while his sprinklers were on, fractured his ancle in three places, and got all his medical bills outta the Homeowners Ins, and 15k for pain and suffering/loss of wages. So, disregard it because there is no way I could bring solid proof for you net flok.

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            • BrewCity11
              R3VLimited
              • Mar 2008
              • 2335

              #36
              Well, that i could understand.

              Kind of like how here in WI, and other states i assume, if you don't provide an effort to clear your sidewalks after a snowstorm, and someone slips on ice or snow, you can be held liable.

              Yeah, the guy shouldn't be cutting through his yard, but you still need to have a safe environment for those who aren't breaking the law, ie burglars.

              Same thing with swimming pools. You need a fence or a guard rail or else if you have the neighbor's kid to fall in it, you are screwed.

              Your customer's case is a grey area situation where it really could go either way.
              turk@gutenparts.com

              Originally posted by Janderson
              Properly placed zip ties will hold bridges together.

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              • DCColegrove
                Banned
                • Dec 2007
                • 2748

                #37
                Whatever you do, just remember: "Revenge is best when served up cold"

                ...Whatever the hell that means

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                • equate975
                  No R3VLimiter
                  • Jun 2004
                  • 3382

                  #38
                  My buddy had problems with people throwing fire crackers on his car late at night. He froze some paintballs and waited on the roof of his garage.

                  He ended up breaking some bones in a kids hand (paintball got a direct hit on one of his hands) and took out the rear window of a truck.

                  No more firecrackers
                  Rollin' with a Geistkuchen

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                  • FL318is
                    E30 Fanatic
                    • Sep 2006
                    • 1396

                    #39
                    Buy me a six pack and I will stay up all night and wait with a camera. Each night is a six pack.

                    Hell, I am divorced I got all the freedom a man could want! I like anything from Kona Brewery. BURP!

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                    • Mastrcruse
                      R3V Elite
                      • Sep 2005
                      • 5340

                      #40
                      Taser would work well.

                      Ohio has the new castle law now too (thats what the paper called it). Someone enters your car or house w/o permission, you can use deadly force w/o questioning.

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                      • etxxz
                        R3VLimited
                        • Feb 2006
                        • 2085

                        #41
                        ^^ that requires you getting close to a possibly dangerous person that carries a knife... = NO no.

                        i vote mask and paintball ideal. don't freeze the balls though that can get very ugly for both of you. regular paintball still hurt like a mofo specially if you light him up.. consider the possibility of retaliation.

                        think about this, the guy is literally armed in your house. you have the right to kill him.
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                        • 2Big4a3Series
                          Grease Monkey
                          • Jan 2008
                          • 333

                          #42
                          If you set up some sort of booby trap, all you have to do is get rid of the evidence after the culprit gets hurt. It's very unlikely that he is going to call the police or take pictures of the scene right after it happens. I would even pretend like you had no clue that someone was vandalizing your pool. Acknowledging this would only prove that you had ill intentions.

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                          • delatlanta1281
                            Dart Master
                            • Mar 2006
                            • 10317

                            #43
                            Anything you do is pre-meditated. Think before you set a trap.
                            Yours truly,
                            Rich
                            sigpic
                            Originally posted by Rigmaster
                            you kids get off my lawn.....

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                            • blunttech
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                              • Jul 2004
                              • 12850

                              #44
                              i would just sit in it all night with a raging boner
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                              • Sean5294
                                E30 Addict
                                • Jan 2008
                                • 515

                                #45
                                Originally posted by Turf1600
                                Step 1. Put the pool under a tree
                                Step 2. Round up 1000's of spiders
                                Step 3. Climb the tree
                                Step 4. Wait
                                Step 5. Dump spiders!
                                Step 6. ????
                                Step 7. Profit!

                                Idea #2

                                Siberian tiger trap + 1000's of spiders
                                yup definitely go with the tiger trap:D

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