I want to know when people decided...

[Jand3rson]

... that it's alright to park in front of other people's driveways. I seriously do not get this at all. My wife does daycare from our home, and it's got to be coming up on about a dozen times now, I've come home, gone to pull up into my driveway, and bam. There's one of the fucking mom's car parked right smack in the middle of the opening of my driveway. Hundreds upon hundreds of feet of usable street parking space going up and down both sides of the street, and they park in the middle of my fucking driveway. After one of them did it about 5 times, I finally got fed up and told her "you know, you can park on the street when you come rather than in front of the driveway". Her response? "Yeah, I know".

Today I came home from taking my daughter out to play at one of these new indoor-playgrounds, and I go to pull in the driveway, and there it is. Some completely thoughtless bitch's Subaru parked in the middle of my driveway. So I lay on the horn a couple of times, and about 2 minutes later, she comes out, waving at me and mouthing the word "sorry!". Yeah, fuck you.

Please, don't mind us. It's only 95 degrees outside, we don't mind sitting in the car roasting while you stand in my living room bullshitting with my wife. It'd be swell if we could pull into the driveway, get out of the car, and come inside the nice cool house, but it's alright. I know how hard it is to park 10 more feet down the street and schlep your hefty ass up the block in the sweltering heat, so we'll just hang out in the middle of the street while you make life more comfortable for yourself, NOT THE FUCKING PEOPLE WHO LIVE THERE.

[hugh jass]

... that it's alright to park in front of other people's driveways. I seriously do not get this at all. My wife does daycare from our home, and it's got to be coming up on about a dozen times now, I've come home, gone to pull up into my driveway, and bam. There's one of the fucking mom's car parked right smack in the middle of the opening of my driveway. Hundreds upon hundreds of feet of usable street parking space going up and down both sides of the street, and they park in the middle of my fucking driveway. After one of them did it about 5 times, I finally got fed up and told her "you know, you can park on the street when you come rather than in front of the driveway". Her response? "Yeah, I know".

Today I came home from taking my daughter out to play at one of these new indoor-playgrounds, and I go to pull in the driveway, and there it is. Some completely thoughtless bitch's Subaru parked in the middle of my driveway. So I lay on the horn a couple of times, and about 2 minutes later, she comes out, waving at me and mouthing the word "sorry!". Yeah, fuck you.

Please, don't mind us. It's only 95 degrees outside, we don't mind sitting in the car roasting while you stand in my living room bullshitting with my wife. It'd be swell if we could pull into the driveway, get out of the car, and come inside the nice cool house, but it's alright. I know how hard it is to park 10 more feet down the street and schlep your hefty ass up the block in the sweltering heat, so we'll just hang out in the middle of the street while you make life more comfortable for yourself, NOT THE FUCKING PEOPLE WHO LIVE THERE.

Do you want a hug? I'm giving them out for free today.

[parkerbink]

Human nature. People are selfish. It's how we thought the Earth was the center of the universe at one time.

I feel your pain and that is one of my huge peeves. I hate when people (including my kids) block the driveway. We have a huge garage with two driveways. The kids are too lazy to put their cars inside so no one else can get in.

[Jand3rson]

And she's back. Parked in the same fucking spot. I should sneak out and take the parking brake off my wife's van, and put it in neutral.

[Bimmerista]

So the SAME person is doing this??

[Jand3rson]

It was just one, now it's two different people.

[parkerbink]

What if you tell her to move and ask her not to park in the driveway?

[Jand3rson]

Well, I tried that with the first one. She just gave me a bitchy answer back. I haven't talked to this one yet.

[parkerbink]

I'd tell her to take it up with the tow truck next time she does it, but I am a dick.

[nando]

man, don't even get me started on the neighbor's 5 dodge caravans, a toyota camry, toyota trecel, some ricer thing, and a POS truck that are either parked right at the edge of my driveway or blocking the street. One of these days I'm going to back over some little kid because I can't see around all their fucking cars. they can't use their garage because they use it to cook in, hang their clothes (who knew they invented automatic dryers), and a bed for their 50 million relatives that come over to stay.

I can't wait to move onto some land - 5-10 acres and I'll get a shotgun. ;)

[Anthrax]

I thought doing shit like that was illegal. It is here.

[george graves]

You need one of these....

[z31maniac]

I thought doing shit like that was illegal. It is here.

Drugs are illegal too.

I can't find them anywhere.

[e30s52]

this happens every day. my mom works out of the house and this lady all ways parks her pos cadilac in front on my garage so i cant my e34 or e30 out. i ask her to move it one time and she told me i can wait a few minutes or she said i should just drive my other car so she doesnt have to put hers in the street. i wanted to punch her in the face so bad!!!!!

[VacMan]

Dude, why not talk to your wife about it? If I had an issue with someone who my wife had a good working relationship with, I'd ask her to handle it for me. She'd be much more diplomatic and not screw up whatever situation you're likely to if you go off on the Mom(s) in question. Explain your position on it and let her take care of it from her end.