The Best/Worst Feeling in The World Thread.

[der affe]

BEST FEELING....last Friday morning before work, finally having legal tags on my car after months of failing emissions by registering it up north to avoid the fucking tests AND transferring my vanity plates to the E30.....$123.00 for everything for 2 years!!!

WORST FEELING....on the way home from work "what is that coming out of the hood...shit STEAM, the water temp is at half!!" (all of this 1 mile from work and many miles from home! ) blowing a heater/coolant hose, waiting 1.5 hours for the tow truck at a gas station and getting home at 10 with no working car on a Friday night

[delatlanta1281]

Best: Sticking it to your mom
Worst: Knowing you're tugging along in the corner.

[atomic]

Best feeling ever: Q-tipping your ears, while fucking her, while your dog fucks you, while she's screaming Stephen Hawkings name, all while driving your E30..

Worst feeling ever: Blue balls.

Lovemy318 aka E30slut ? ? ?

[TwoJ's]

The best for me was free fall from 14,000 ft.

The worst was when the dude pulled the chute and it was fucking tangled and we started spinning uncontrollably.

Best: Saying "Blow My Weiner" in the E30 and having your woman actually make it happen.

Did you seriously say, "Blow my wiener" to a woman/girl?

Wow, you couldn't think of any wording that may have been slightly less creepy?

[Desaevious]

Did you seriously say, "Blow my wiener" to a woman/girl?

Wow, you couldn't think of any wording that may have been slightly less creepy?

Haha well one day she asked me if she I'd run into other acronyms "BMW" stood for on these forums and that was one of them. She thought it was funny haha. Although that would be creepy if commanded.

[SamE30e]

Suck my cone!!!

that might work

[Chachi]

best feeling: the perfect female ass.

worst feeling: kicking a soccer ball with a toothpick under your big toe nail.

[Jaygo333]

I want more.
BUMP
bUMP
bumP

[SamE30e]

Best feeling: Laying on a couch with a girl with your hand down the back of her pants, just between the ass crack, not in it, ontop. Smooooooth ass... But she has to have track pants on.. it's a must! Otherwise the top of your hand is uncomfortable.

Best feeling 2: Having to take a huge diarrhea shit, running inside the house and getting your ass on the toilet just before it explodes.

Worst feeling: Hang over.

[Jand3rson]

Best feeling 2: Having to take a huge diarrhea shit, running inside the house and getting your ass on the toilet just before it explodes.

Worst feeling: Looking over and discovering there's no toilet paper. Again.

[SamE30e]

Worst feeling: Looking over and discovering there's no toilet paper. Again.

Worst feeling: Pulling up your pants and walking with your poop smushed ass to the other bathroom to get some, because you KNOW you're making a mess even messier.

[Jand3rson]

Worst feeling: Pulling up your pants and walking with your poop smushed ass to the other bathroom to get some, because you KNOW you're making a mess even messier.

Exactly what my thinking was behind that post.

[jflip2002]

Best feeling ever: Q-tipping your ears, while fucking her, while your dog fucks you, while she's screaming Stephen Hawkings name, all while driving your E30..

Only in Canada. waffleswaffleswaffleswaffleswaffleswaffless.

[SamE30e]

Only in Canada. waffleswaffleswaffleswaffleswaffleswaffless.

Right....

[hugh jass]

worst: shitting your pants and having it in there long enough to get cold and then having to walk somewhere, or
fucking a chick in the shower and getting soap in your eyes just as you bust your nut